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Subject: NEWSFLASH: Scottish Airports to crack down on good deal cymbal importers


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Miss Eve N Spews - Local reporter
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Date Posted: 12:11am Wed 11/12/02

News just in. All airports in Scotland are to upgrade their current metal detectors to progmetal detectors, in an attempt to catch a small band of criminals importing heavily reduced cymbals for the states. In a recent speech from the head of Customs and Excise, Dr Simbal D Tector said "There's pleny of sukas out there tryin' to import these cymbals, mostly from Musiciansfriend.com who have a very good deal on Mike Portnoys MaxStax cymbals with free shipping within the States, just visit www.musiciansfrind.com for full details and more amazing deals including cheap snare head packs, extra toms and Ticco Torrez snares, and who are gettin' away with it. A pity the foo's who get these good deals and they need to get told a lesson!"

It is though all dodgy looking boys with long hair and Rush T-shirts will be pulled aside and searched. Previous investigations revealed the last criminal to get away with the great 'A-custom' cymbal scam left a trail of egg and bacon rolls in Edinburgh Airports arrivals lounge. The police are convinced they are dealing with the mind of a sick (and seriously fat) bastard.

This follows in the footsteps of operation Jack-off, a push to stop cheap Jackson SL2's from entering British shores from the states. It is thought the same criminals are behind both scams.

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