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Date Posted: 02:54:54 03/16/02 Sat
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** Kurt Angle is seen sitting down on a park bench sipping a carton of milk he then stops for a moment and looks stunned. The Olympic hero removes the carton from his moves and spits the milk out. He then chucks the carton across the path landing in a pile of discarded rubbish **
KURT ANGLE: This is absolutely disgusting!. Theres something wrong with this milk!
** Kurt then walks over to the carton looks down and reads the label. It says “Animal tested”. Kurt then spits in disgust and kicks the half empty milk carton onto a field. Kurt then continues walking down the path, the path finishes and joins a busy main road. There are two kids leaning against a telephone booth staring into a Game boy Advance. All of a sudden a young bystander wearing a shirt “ Saying the Truth Hurts “ approaches the Olympic Hero.**
GUY: excuse, me….Kurt…
KURT: What?
GUY: Can….you, please sign….my shirt.
KURT: Sure.
** Kurt Angle signs the shirt. The Guy steps beside holding and staring at his new autographed shirt. **
KURT ANGLE: It sure does kid.
GUY: Huh?
KURT ANGLE: The Truth
GUY: What?
KURT ANGLE: It hurts
GUY: Oh
** Kurt then continues walking, he stops when he reaches the kids by the telephone booth, Kurt Angle is standing behind the kids and peering into the Game boy Advance. The Kids are playing the latest version of the EWF Saturday Night Mayhem game. ( Saturday Night Mayhem 4) And it looks like they’re re-enacting the match for Saturdays Mayhem event. It’s a 4 way cage match for the EWF World title. The kid playing the game is playing as jay Kraze and not unusually is getting absolutely slaughtered. Tristen webb is climbing the cage and Scott Hall is whining after suffering a broken ankle. Jay Kraze is covered in blood and is having a punch-up at the top of the cage. The match looks great, Kurt Angle then Olympic slams Jay kraze through a table lying in the ring. Tristen Webb then falls and lands senseless. When of course Kurt crawls slowly up the cage. When he reaches the top Kurt gets enough strength to stand, taunt and climb down. Kurt Angle has won the match. **
KID: Damn. This game is way too hard, man.
KID 2: Ahhh, don’t worry just be Kurt Angle next time he always wins on this game.
KURT ANGLE: God these games are so damn realistic these days.
** The kids jump and Kurt Angle walks on down the street observing the goings on. until he reaches his hotel. A butler greets him at the entrance and opens the door for him. Kurt walks in and various staff and fans welcome him into the building. Kurt walks up to the front desk. (The woman at the desk has long blonde hair and a great figure.). **
SECRETARY: Good afternoon handsome.
** Kurt Angle grins.**
KURT ANGLE: Hi…..Oh and I’ll be seeing you later hun?
** The woman gives Kurt the keys and sucks her finger. **
WOMAN: You bet.
** Kurt then gets into a lift, the doors close and the lift travels up a few floors. The doors open and an old man walks into the lift. **
KURT ANGLE: God you stink!. What is your problem junior…..well not exactly junior….you think that you can stink out the Olympic Lift in the Olympic hero’s hotel!. And get away with it!….you make me sick, and I demand an apology by the way!.
OLD MAN: What?
KUR ANGLE: What?!, what get the hell out of my lift!.
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GUY: Why should I, I mean are you going to make me……..loser.
** Kurt grins and turns his head away, momentarily Kurt starts ripping the man apart. Kurt slams the mans head against the expensive diamond mirror, and then he delivers a series of punches and kicks towards the now battered old man. The man lies on the floor coughing up blood. The next floor then comes. **
KURT ANGLE: Hey, this is my stop!
** Kurt then walks onto the landing, whilst lots of bystanders attend to the beaten man. Kurt then continues walking down the corridor until he gets to his hotel room. He signs two autographs, unlocks the door and walks in. Kurt locks the door. And then turns round. He grabs a drink of water on the table and takes a sip. Kurt then swits in his leather chair and turns the telly on. **
KURT; This should be good.
** The latest edition of EWF Steel starts showing the clips of all the latest EWF matches. **
KURT ANGLE: Oh,man I can’t wait….this ones my favourite.
** The Highlights show Kurt Angle’s match against Viscera. Expectedly Kurt Angle slaughters Viscera…………five minutes later….Tristen Webb is fighting in his semi-final match. **
KURT ANGLE: This guy is such a jerk its not even the slightest bit funny!, I mean for goodness sake this guy sucks he can’t even get respect in the locker room let alone in the ring!. I can’t believe the luck of this freakish psycho……(He laughs)….That’s pathetic Tristen Webb is getting walked all over!.
** Tristen Webb surprisingly wins. **
KURT ANGLE: Well done, Tristen your cleverer than I thought, actually I have to admit this guy could be cleverer than me…why….because he saved his energy because he knows what a hell of an opponent I am…Wait a minute….This doesn’t make sense…Tristen’s as thick as a post he could never work that kind of thing out….ah, yes….of course his manager Torrie…maybe she’s the one with the brains, I mean it must be Tristen couldn’t tell a punch and kick apart. Maybe I should have a think about Torrie. She’s a very clever and…ATTRACTIVE…girl. Wow that Tristen’s pathetic.
** The next match is Kurt Vs Tristen Webb W/Torrie Wilson. **
KURT ANGLE: Man….if only I hadn’t busted my ribs before the show.
** Eventually the great match finishes and Tristen Webb celebrates with the title whilst Kurt is taken away on a stretcher. **
KURT ANGLE: That’s it!….I’ve had it up to here with this truly pathetic jackass!. What is wrong with him he makes me sick!
** Kurt Angle kicks the TV shattering the glass. Kurt then holds his ribs, he seems to be in pain. Kurt sits back down to rest his fractured ribs which were made much worse during the show. Kurt Angle then stands back up and walks over to the phone. **
KURT ANGLE: Hi…..yeah its me Kurt……uhuh……listen I want you to do something for me……I want you to ki-no forget it…..I’m going to win the EWF title no matter what it takes…..I think you should try and keep out of my way Hog…..because there’s no telling what I might do…..uhuh….ok…bye.
** Kurt then walks out of the room. **
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
** Kurt Angle arrives in the EWF parking lot in his red, blue and white limo. He then parks the car and steps out with a big wide grin on his face. He then glares over at jay kraze’s car which Kurt Angle sprayed red, blue and white. He then walks over to the car to check it out. He the stares through the window when he sees some movement. After a couple of elbows onto the window it smashes. **
KURT ANGLE: Damn things bullet proof!. God this Jay guy must have a lot of enemy’s.
** The Limo driver has a sun article opened on page 3 and is up to something unspeakable. Kurt then pulls the guy out through the window and delivers plenty of kicks to him he then smacks his head into the bullet proof glass so hard the glass fractures. Kurt Angle lets go and the man falls back paralysed. Kurt then walks back to his limo. He opens the door and talks to someone out of our view. **
KURT ANGLE: What the?…I told you not to come here. God damn it man somebody might see you!……………..ok……..well stay there. I’ve got to do something.
** Kurt takes a sledgehammer from out of the car And walks back over to Jay’s car. He then swings the sledgehammer breaking many windows. Finally Kurt gets back into his car and slams it against jay’s car!. Jay’s destroyed Limo is pushed back into another car. Scratching both cars. Kurt then parks his car neatly. He then walks over to the door with the man in and speaks. **
KURT ANGLE: Hey, sorry about that……you ok……….good……………..I have no idea what Jay’s capable of…..so I need you to guard the car for me………..how?…………………..Well I’ve got a black suit with a hood in the back……………………….yes I keep that kind of stuff like that lying around…….why?……………well you never know when you’ll need one do you………..hey never mind just put it on.
** Kurt walks down the car park a bit when he confronts Tristen Webb. The two stare each other down. **
TRISTEN WEBB: Just get out of my way sucker.
KURT ANGLE: Tristen you don’t want to say that.
TRISTEN WEBB: Why I mean, what is the Olympic Jackass going to do about.
KURT ANGLE: Look I don’t want to have a fight right now, I’m saving my energy and Frankly I’m a bigger man than that.
TRISTEN WEBB; yeah, well I wonder what happened Jay’s car over there.
** Kurt Angle laughs. **
KURT ANGLE: Well Mr. Webb if you’ve seen what I’ve done to that car over there, than hell you don’t even want to know what I’m capable of when I try my best…..and well Tristen you can bet my ass off that I’m going to try my best!….Oh its TRUE!…ITS DAMN TRUE!!!!!.
** Kurt Angle then walks away smugly and walking confidently. **
--DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME COMMERCIAL—
** Pyros shoot from the top of the ramp as Kurt Angle’s music blasts in the background. Kurt Angle then walks out with his arms in the air. He then walks down to the Pyros. They stop and your Olympic Hero Kurt Angle mutters a few words and raises his arms as fireworks shoot out and explode near the rood of the arena. The crowd is giving boo’s and cheers, and the atmosphere is amazing at Madison Square gardens!!. **
JIM ROSS: This man has got the most amazing standing Ovation that I have heard in my many years as a Wrestling commentator.
JERRY LAWLER: I have to hand to him JR this guys a genius when it comes to getting a good reception
** Kurt Angle then walks down the ramp. He then walks up the steps walks down the edge of the ring. He then raises his arms and throws his head back screaming something. He then climbs through the ropes. Kurt Angle then hops around the ring with his arms spread out wide. Somebody throws a microphone from the crowd and Kurt Angle catches it. The music stops and Kurt Angle begins to speak. **
KURT ANGLE: Ha, ha , ha ,ha Isn’t this fantastic me your Olympic Hero is trashing every single living thing in his path and there’s nothing a living soul can do about it!
Well guess what EWF roster, I rule this federation and if you don’t like it then I’ll finish your career. I’m the most dominating force in the EWF, Wow I Love it!.
JERRY LAWLER: Hey, its true….its damn true1 ha, ha.
KURT ANGLE: Well maybe I should stop bragging now. Ok, lets see here. Tonight I’ve got not one, not two, but three people that have the guts to step into a ring with a man so full of integrity, Intelligence and Intensity! Well you just have to respect them don’t you?. But you know what It might not be brains, that’s giving them the push they need to end their career for god knows what reason!. Really I’m being honest here its beyond me. I really have no idea why they would want to end their wrestling careers. Its just sad, I feel sorry for these guys really I do, putting their very existence on the line just to win a piece of solid gold which if they happened to win by immense cheating they probably wouldn’t have the energy to carry!. You have to feel a least a bit of sorrow for these guys to lose their jobs in the highlight of their lives. It’s a shame a damn shame but hey at least I’ll live! First lets look at Jay kraze, this guy hasn’t been here two seconds and what does he do? Well first off he only just happens to get his car completely smashed and trashed. I mean what an idiot!, I mean if I were him I would never let anyone go near my care. I mean I would at least take a precaution to make sure It would be safe. Like take your Olympic Hero for instance I had the decency and the intelligence to get someone to guard my car. I mean take Hog he’s the ideal guy to guard something especially something as valuable as Kurt Angle’s car I mean for god’s sake I won two gold medals for the United States of America back in the Olympics. I mean can you beat a guy that’s had that kind of experience in being an athlete the answer is a clear fat NO!. Jay, who do you think you are even stepping foot in this federation!. You claim to have won IWO titles or something like that. You probably even have the Macdonald’s ballerina title!. But you know what Jay there’s not a living thing in this arena that’s going to believe that! I mean why should they, I mean you just SUCK! Big time! You came out here with a piece of paper in your hand! What? I mean are you deliberately trying to make yourself look stupid because your clown jokes have no place in the EWF, I of all people should know that! Not only do you not have the IQ capacity to remember three names, but you don’t even stay in the ring for a darn second. All you do is walk down looking like a monkey’s ass and then what do you do?. You read from a piece of paper sounding like a half dead parrot. And then when everyone has just got seated in the arena, ready to hear who the hell you are and what the hell you’re doing here, you leave the ring! Just like that, you come in say my name and leave! I mean how embarrassing for you, to suck so much. You know what Kraze what respect the fans gave you was taken away on that night just because you’re the biggest idiot on god’s green earth. You’ve won World title’s my ass. And you know what I’m going to do anything, whatever it takes to win this title, and a slack jawed jobber like you shouldn’t even be in the ring let alone be up against the fantastic talented genius that is Kurt Angle. Jay sweep up your crap and eat it because you need all the luck in the world to even stay alive this Saturday night, your just pathetic Kraze its not even funny and you can bet yourself…that ITS TRUE…..ITS DAMN TRUE!!!.
But you know what this Kraze guy isn’t the only slack jawed chicken F****R in the business oh no because who else do we have but the idiot himself that has the title in the first place for one hell of a lucky reason. He faced a man with damaged ribs. God this guys pathetic, I mean it just so pathetic. He’s lucky if it weren’t for Torrie Wilson by his side this guy would be working in a box factory. She’s damn clever I have to hand it to her, Tristen is a very lucky man to have her. But hey Tristen put your chin up soldier, your not all bad I mean you’ve got gold round your waist. You don’t deserve it but hey its yours, for another few hours now, So Tristen your only title will be gone real soon now because well you don’t stand a chance in hell!. I’m going to rip every bone out of your body and whip it across your battered and bloody body. Tristen you haven’t seen half of my potential yet your going down and your going down hard. I didn’t even need to mock you, you do it yourself. But acting so pathetic and full of yourself. One day Tristen , one day you’ll be able to say hey I can beat a guy fair and square. But that’s a long time away a very long time away. Your going to be crying, crying and crying because before you know your precious title is going to be taken away from you. And you well its not like you deserve the thing, because you are so dead. Be scared Webb be very, very scared.
Finally onto the amazing, fantastic toothpick freak!. That’s right kids because the guy wins the award for the most ugly of all. Ha, god this guy looks stupid. And it doesn’t have the slightest bit of talent. This IT shouldn’t have to be a spectacle of disgust. People only come to see him to be Amazed, and disgusted. It’s a comedy act no talent at all. How the hell are people ment to respect a guy that has a drink problem. This guy is bound to be drunk and falling over all over the place. Just think about his kids, What must it be like to have an elephant for a dad. Wow poor kids,
** Scott Hall’s music plays and the crowd go nuts. The atmosphere is absolutely intense Scott Hall looks angry and he has a microphone in his hand. **
SCOTT HALL: You had to bring my kids into this didn’t you Angle?
KURT ANGLE: uhuh, why not.
SCOTT HALL: Your going to regret this Angle, big time your ass is mine at Mayhem.
KURT ANGLE: Forget it sucker, you couldn’t beat up a bottle of scotch, so how the hell will you beat me…..and oh yeah WATCH YOUR BACK.
** The man in a black suit and bandana is behind Scott Hall carrying a bat. The man sways the bat at Hall, but Hall ducks. Hall then rolls of the side of the ramp. Fleeing into the crowd. Hog runs after him as they leave through the crowd. The titantron then shows Jay Kraze carrying a chain. Kurt then quickly runs to the back as the scene fades to black. **
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