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Date Posted: 03:52:13 03/03/02 Sun
Author: craig
Subject: Re: Uhhh...
In reply to: Bester 's message, "Uhhh..." on 02:26:01 03/03/02 Sun

ahh now i have the stage all alone and uninterrupted....

so wat to say??
hmmmm

hmmmm
HMMMM
well that was something to say, wat about relevance??

well i was never any good at relevance...or for that matter being relevent...

see there are a lot of things in this world i do not understand... like doors that say "leave closed at all times..."

i mean how the heck r u ment to get past a closed door?? climb under it??!!!

signs above toilets (this is on the inter islander ferry... and darn it they was fixed firm there...) that say, " place no forign objects down this toilet." now wat are toilets for ppl??? i mean really??? and as for forgin ppl, wat are they ment to do??? HUH???!!!

why the female orgasm is so big and blasting and powerful etc, yep the males one sounds like a stubbed toe..... (oh oh ah ahh oooooooo................*whimper* mummy)
i mean who is loseing out here???

why there is always ione less biscuit on a packet then there are ppl wen u get to the end, (ie 3ppl, 2 biscuits!!) grrrr...

signs on railway xings that say "stop on red signal" ok this is a double whammy, firstly...are we stupid??? i mean beells and lights and normally barrier arms... dont you get the hint??? WARNING< SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE< STOP!!! and further more from a different perspective.... how do i get my car onto that bloody light????

and this is crazy...

wen u get strip searched at customs, they make you hold your testicals up.... (yes yes the women to....)

i mean wat the hell can u hide there???

*he reluctantly pulls his hairy balls up and foward...*POMPH* a 50kg bag of cocaine falls out... "ahh shit i been caught.."*

hello...

and the final and most disturbing of all, (ok ok so i got a lot of time..)

prepare yourself!!

the male g-spot is situated in the anus, about 5-8cm in.. (spot the person with medical books and time to read them..) isnt there prospect for, (hmm) (whilst passing that big chunky poo that can only be acheived by eating too much...) arousal to happen? i mean think about it.... (ok ok it doesnt, but u gotta wonder, if it did, god is a sick bastard...)

ok ok too far, but it had to be typed,....

well i am totally not packing and it is 12:45am
hmmm ahh well there is always tomorrow morning...

well later this morning,,,,

ok i will jit now...

have fun thinking about boy poopies!!

;op

catch ya later

*huggs*

craig

-it's everything i am, it's everything i thought i was, it's everything i am, it's everything i'm not-

-kill me, thrill me, kill me, thrill me-

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