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Date Posted: 16:48:33 12/04/21 Sat
Author: Arthur Fonzerelli
Subject: AAAAAYYyE-----Sit On It.

FONZIE :Hey Cunningham, ya know it costs Limeys a half a million bucks to remove duds for a homo's butt ??

Cunningham : ARMAGHEDDON !!!!!!!

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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say

Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester, England. Google
A man presented at an emergency room in Gloucester, England, with a "munition in his rectum," police say.
Doctors removed the World War II artillery shell from inside of him.
Bomb disposal experts confirmed that the shell was "not live," per a police statement.

Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital in Gloucester, England after a man told doctors that there was a World War II anti-tank shell lodged inside of him, authorities said.

The Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) arrived at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Wednesday morning after hearing that "a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum," a spokesperson for Gloucestershire Constabulary told Insider.

The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."

The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.

The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection.
A stock image of an artillery shell.
A stock image of an artillery shell. Getty Images
In a statement sent to Insider, Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff, or visitors at any time."

The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.

****** QUOTE :
"The media outlet reported that the shell was part of his military memorabilia collection."
As in "Chauncey, do you memorabilia the time Nigel shoved the artillery shell up his arse ??***************************************

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