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Date Posted: 23:25:45 05/04/02 Sat
Author: Shelley
Subject: Bank on it

You can learn alot about relationships by looking at your bank statement.Whenever you do something thoughtful or sensitive,that's a credit.When you do something boneheaded,that's a debit.When it gets to the point where your debits are greater than your credits,you now have a debt.This debt will draw a great deal of interest-especially from your wife.If you apologize sincerely at the time of the debit,the amount can be forgiven.If you don't apologize properly,the interest will compound until such time as the account goes dormant,and then it will eventually be closed.So,I suggest you get your accounts in order long before it gets that far.Try to do it during banking hours.Expecting to get an appointment with the credit manager after bedtime is asking for fore-closure.

By Red Green
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