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Date Posted: 14:19:04 03/30/02 Sat
Author: Ralph Hamilton
Subject: Re: The Kegel revolution.
In reply to: Buffy's vampire 's message, "Re: You can do them too!" on 12:17:50 03/30/02 Sat

Hi BV,
just another recreational pursuit, like listening to Mariah Carey's music, only better.

Maybe if we exercise enough, we can screw half a dozen executives to death. Thereby achieving sufficient cost cutting, to save the workers' jobs.

I heard Mariah Carey being interviewed when she was in Oz. I gained the lasting impression that - she is as thick as a brick. Good singer though. I imagine that would be a really insecure job. To have to rely on the success of a total nong.

Maybe we could build up an entire industry around the Kegel exercises. The females could use their apparatus to crack Queensland nuts. Er, Macadamias, that is. I'm not sure what the men could do. Maybe use it carry things around, so you could have both hands free. (Putting holes in donuts, is a very old joke, that I do not want to use here.)

You could have Kegel aerobics classes in the morning. There could be Kegel feats of strength, on the TV. Sort of like Worlds Strongest Man was, on Wide World of Sport. Gosh mate, I envisage a world wide industry, employing millions.

In fact, instad of protest marches, we could have ---- wait for it----- PUBIC DEMONSTRATIONS.

The mind boggles......Ealph.

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