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Date Posted: 16:29:42 04/15/02 Mon
Author: Buffy's vampire
Subject: A joke about firemen

...A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle, the girl is wearing
a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat.

The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,

but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, sir,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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