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Date Posted: 09:02:58 03/06/02 Wed
Author: Shelley Renee
Subject: Joke 3 & 1

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba's
old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the
time had come.
So, he brought her to the doctor,and the doctor began
to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy,and the doctor looked over at
Bubba and said,"Hey,Bubba!You just had you a son!
Aint dat grand!!"
Bubba got excited by this,but just then the doctor
spoke up and said,"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.He said,
"Hey,Bubba!You got you a daughter!!!! She a pretty
lil ting, too...."
Bubba got kind of puzzled by this,and then the doctor
said,"Hold on,we still ain't got done yet!"The
doctor then delivered another boy and said,"Bubba,
you just had yourself another boy!"
When Bubba and his wife went home with their three
children,he sat down with his wife and said,"Mama,
you remember dat night what we ran out of Vaseline and
we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said,"Yeah, I do."
Bubba said,"Man,it's a damn good ting we didn't use
no WD-40!!"

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