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Subject: What not to tell a cop . Author: Rick [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:28:50 11/02/02 Sat This guy is flying down the road, and he comes over a bridge. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side of the bridge and pulls him over. The cop walks up to the guy's car and asks, "What's the hurry?" The guy says, "I'm late for work." The cop says, "What do you do?" The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop says, "What? A rectum stretcher?" The guy says, "Yeah. I start with a finger, then work my way up to two fingers... eventually I get a hand in, then both hands, and I slowly stretch it until it's about six feet wide." The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six-foot asshole?" "Well, you give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge....." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Oh, my! "T. J." you'd best make a note of this one. (NT) Warren C. E. Austin 18:00:01 11/02/02 Sat Rick, I'd be willing to bet that it was not your niece, or was that your daughter (I can't remember now), that gave you this one? (NT) Warren C. E. Austin 18:05:33 11/02/02 Sat