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Subject: Just For Laughs ...


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: 04:23:22 11/25/02 Mon
 Message from Santa

Dear Friends

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been
good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to
make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of
Christmas, but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling
with the 10 ladies dancing,
the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and
the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to
the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle
doves and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.

On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in
heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people
who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th
of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring
you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before
everything is gone.

Love,

Santa.
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I really, really, needed this one!Warren C. E. Austin09:03:10 11/26/02 Tue

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