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Subject: Looking For A Job ..


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: 16:14:34 11/30/02 Sat
 A JOB
IN CAPE BRETON

So...this young Caper walks into the Sydney employment office, walks up
to the counter and says, "Hi, I'm looking for a job."

The man behind the counter says, "Your timing is amazing! We just
received a listing from a wealthy man who needs a
chauffer/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in a black Mercedes, uniform provided. And
because of the long hours meals will also be provided. You will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holidays. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The caper says, "You're bullshitting me!"

"Well, you started it," says the Employment Officer.
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Really Good Rick and sounds about right too.. :) hehehe (NT)Ashley20:02:12 11/30/02 Sat
I like it - good one, Rick! (NT)Trevor/TJ21:07:08 11/30/02 Sat

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