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Date Posted: 13:08:30 03/07/02 Thu
Author: The SF MASHER MUH' FUCKA!
Subject: Human Combustion


They say that all of the cases of human combustion happen to an older person, yeah, the ones in the retirement villages, and they often drink heavily. I guess this is what is so flammable on their old bodies, huh? Well, getting on with the documentation, eithy percent (80%) of the victims with this are female. To go with the old age and drinking, the person is usually over weight, too.

Spontaneous Human Combustion is where the body starts to blister of smoke, or even to go up in flames without a source of ignition. This phenonenon usually burns better than cremation and originates from the inside.

After the person has ignited with flames, the remains are usually completely burned up, like I posted right above this. I mean, when I say this, it's not completely gone.. Some pieces of the body are still left in tact after the action has taken place. The parts usually left over are the hands and feet, while the torso and head are completely "ashed-out". All around the body, there's a fowl smelling, yellow oil found at a three-to-four foot radius around the charred corpse. Now this kinda sounds weird, don't it?

Another pretty awesome thing I read about this was that where ever the corpse was found, let's say the poor guy/gal was laying in bed, trying to go to sleep when POOF, up in smoke, burn baby burn. (I'm full of sarcastic remarks). now when the person dies in the bed, and is all nice and tucked in, the sheets aren't burned. That's what's cool about this. And when it happens in a rokcing chair or something like that.. nothing around it's burned, either. Now, I read in a bunch of places, that even the cloths on the person's back are still in tact, but just a little be tarnished.

Now, all of the cases that I read about, they were all indoors. Some sources said there were witnesses, but more said there weren't, so hey, majority rules. The only witnesses I heard about, they were in another room when the person blew up. Now this is a little too good to be true. I think that they did it, somehow. Maybe they torched old man rivers or something, don't ask me.

Now, with the witnesses, it says that none of the witnesses ever heard any sound when the old person exploded, not even a little "pop". I think, personally, that these cases are poorly documented. The witness did see, however, the person start to smoke, or smoke coming into the other room.

Ok, chillseekers, this is all I have to write about this subject, except for my opinion on what this crap is. I think the person was just smoking, and drinking a vodca or something in bed, and they won the lottery or something, dropped both items, and BAM! They blew up. Very flammable stuff. Nah.. that sound's like a load of crap. I guess I'm just gonna stamp this little bit of information as an unsolved mystery, here.

MAAAHHHH!!!!!

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