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Date Posted: 06:42:11 03/26/03 Wed
Author: MOONEY
Subject: Re: You know MOONEY wants to kill your roommate when...
In reply to: Jerimas 's message, "You know you want to kill your roommate when..." on 15:40:01 03/25/03 Tue

d00d thats so fucked up, what the fuck is wrong with these people? i'm going to punch that d00d in the face next time i'm @ your house because harold is too nice for that shit. goddamnit that shit pisses me off. see what happens if you listen to brad and go to jeremy's!!!! you guys need a new fuckin hang out. i hope it was the d00d who's shampoo bottle i pissed in......unless Jeremy uses Pantene



>Ok... you know you want to kill your roommate when you
>wake up to go to work, your roommate wake up and finds
>Harold sleeping on the couch, he doesn't check to see
>who it is... no instead he goes on the porch and calls
>the cops saying there's an unknown person asleep on
>the couch. The cops come thru the front door with
>their guns drawn and kick the couch on which Harold is
>a sleep, and make his morning by waking his ass up to
>the sight of a gun.
>
>That's just when you know your roommate is an ass hole
>though.... you only want to kill him when Harold has
>the sense of mind to just tell them that he has
>permission to stay in the house and when the cops ask
>jeff to come in, the first thing he says is "You're
>not the drummer in Brad's band are you?" WHAT A
>FUCKING ASS.... WHY DIDN'T HE JUST LOOK TOO SEE WHO IT
>WAS FIRST?? OR READ THE NOTE ON THE COUCH THAT SAYS
>"Harold... blaa blaa blaa... here's how to get to
>76... here's a key.... throw it thru the mail slot
>when you're done."
>
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>
>I'm so so so so so so so so so so sorry Harold. A
>friend should never put another friend in a situation
>like that... and for that I'm eternally sorry.
>
>Thank god you can laugh about it... but I don't think
>it's funny.
>
>PS: I already asked Dayle, my new roommate, to never
>call the cops on my friends... he laughed and said
>that it'd never happen... so you're all 100% safe
>after Aug. 1st... until then "sleep at your own risk"
>
>PSS: Die Jeff... because if I had been in Harold's
>spot I'd probably be dead right now... I'd have been
>so scared by just seeing a gun that I would have
>flinched and smacked at it and been shot... So thank
>god Harold is smarter than I.

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