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Date Posted: 11:35:10 03/12/02 Tue
Author: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Subject: The rattlesnake is back! What? What?

The Glass shatters and the crowd go crazy as The Rattlesnake ateps out from behind the curtain.

Jr: It's the Ratttlesnake! It's Stone Cold! He's back!!!!

King: WHAT?

He looks out into the crowd, and walks down the ramp. He climbs the steps and climbs into the ring, he walks across ring and climbs on a turnbuckle and raises his arms. He then climbs down and grabs a house mike.

Stone Cold: Stone Cold.....

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold:.........Steve Austin.........

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold:........Has returned.......

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold:........To the WWF!!!

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold: And the moment........

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone cold:.........That Stone Cold walked into this building..........

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold:........Ric Flair ran up to me........

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold:........And he said "Stone Cold you are gonna be in a fatal fourway for the WWF title at Wrestlemania and that's just the way it is!!!!!!"

crowd: WHAT!!!!!

Stone Cold: Now normally, I would have slapped that man to the floor for saying "and thats just the way it is!" but all I could think of is of the fact that Stone Cold, a drug addict, will be going to Wrestlemania to face The WWf Champion HHH, The Rock and Kurt Angle and I thought thats a slap in the face of Stone Cold!! It's an insult to put The Rock and Kurt Angle and HHH in the same ring as Stone Cold!! I'm gonna wipe the floor with those three jackasses but if I have to go through them to get the WWF title. If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to beat the holy hell out of The Rock, HHH and Angle, then gimme a hellyeah!?!?!?!?!?!

Crowd: HELLYEAH!!!!

Stone Cold: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Crowd: HELLYEAH!!!!

Stone Cold: WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Crowd: HELLYEAH!!!!

Stone Cold: Rock, Angle, Helmsley you three have to be the most unlucky people in the entire world. If you get in Stone Cold's way you're gonna get you ass kicked, in front of the world and thats the bottom LINE..........COS' STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!

Austin's music hits the pa system and at he leaves.

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