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Date Posted: 17:34:01 03/13/02 Wed
Author: The Book Man
Subject: You betta read, sucka

~~After a somewhat long commerical break, WWF returns back to action. The Titantron suddenly turns on with Booker T's music and Booker T parading around in WWF New York. He's wearing a black t-shirt with the words "TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT?!" in white on the front and "SUCKA!" across the back. He has some khakis on with a belt and some Timberlands. He has a mic in hand and is about to speak as WWF fans are yelling and screaming while his music fades.~~

Booker T: I am here in the greatest city in the world, New York. I'm here to conduct a survey of what these people will predict will happen Monday night. So far, my research has taken me to WWF New York. Now let's ask that gentleman over there what he thinks will happen. *looks at the man* Hey. I got a question for you. This Monday night, the most perfect athelete ever made my God will go up against the self-proclaimed "The Game" Triple H. Who do you think will be out on top?

~~As the man is about to speak, Booker T stares in his eyes and makes the man hesitant of answering.~~

Man1: Heh...of course you, Booker T.

Booker T: Thank you. That is all and I leave you to your drinks. *looks back at the camera* Now there is a smart man. Let's go over here. There looks like a smart man. *looks at him* Hey you! I am conducting this survey thingy and would like to know your opinion on it.

Man2: Al--

Booker T: Hey! I didn't think I asked you for a response yet, did I sucka? *looks at the paper in his hand and back at the man* Lookee here, there is this match Monday night between yours truly, Booker T and Triple H. Now I'm asking you a question, idiot. Who will win it?

Man2: *replies with small voice* Alright...uh...Booker T, most definitely.

Booker T: Good answer. You may take your leave now. That means get lost, sucka!

~~Booker T pushes him aside and kicks the man in the rear. Booker T spots someone else. A man that is about the same size as himself in a corner with one woman on each arm. Booker T advances to him and...~~

Booker T: Hey you there!

Man3: What is it?

Booker T: Out of all the men here tonight, you look like you're actually worth talking to. Now lis--

Man3: You know what? I'm an awfully busy man. I don't have time for this so if you could...the exit's thataway's.

~~Booker T stares for a second and looks at where the man points him to. Then stares back at the man and chuckles a little.~~

Booker T: See, I am conducting this survey of predictions on Monday night of what people think will happen between the World Championship match. It will be the Book Man, me, going up against Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Triple H. What is your take on this?

Man3: My take? My take? Like I said...alright, I'll answer your question. My take on this is Triple H...*ahem*..."the game" will, indeed, be victorious and he will do it without much effort and sweat in it. He will kick your ass, that's for sure but he will do it as so he'll be treating you like his *beep*.

~~Booker T stares with astonishment upon this guy.~~

Booker T: Tell me...you didn't just say that. Tell me you didn't just say that?!

~~The man nods and Booker T gets upset. He knocks over the table to the side and takes the man up and starts pounding on him. He knees the man a few times and steps back. He then goes and leaps up for a jumping side kick on the man's jaw. Then he sweeps himself off and picks up the paper. He looks back at the ladies that was with the man and smiles. He goes and sit by them and the the Titantron fades to black.~~

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