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Subject: Prayer

Author:
Orion

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Date Posted: 02:32:18 03/09/02 Sat

this is the first entry...
Say thisprayer for eternal cleansing, and achieve spiritual stability! say it before going to bed, eating, schooltime... anywhere, everywhere.... it is but the answer to all your questions

The (non existent) God, we enplaud thee
We delectation seekers and covetous bugs
For making chewing gum sludge free
And rebuking those filthy capitalists with pugs
The (non existent) God, we praise thy cool soul
We penurious hogs and troubled milksops
For inventing the flush, and the chicken roll
And enlightening tailors of tank-tops
The (non existent) God, we acclaim thine holy mind
We indolent bones and gourmand dimwits
For giving, Pamela Andersen a chest and Jennifer Lopez a hind
And all the rest of them girls, tight fits

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