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Date Posted: 19:57:06 06/16/03 Mon
Author: Bidcaller
Author Host/IP: 0-1pool124-98.nas4.houston2.tx.us.da.qwest.net / 63.156.124.98
Subject: Hillary

Subject: Hillary quotes

"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breath, I was gulping for air..' No, I'm
sorry, that's what Monica said." -David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton says that when President Clinton confessed to her about his affair, she wanted to, quote, 'Wring his neck.' Hillary decided against it when she realized choking Bill would only enhance his orgasm." -Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." -Craig Kilborn

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.. Then on page two, the trouble starts." -Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton has written a big book. It's her memoirs about her life in the White House. And she's going to be on the Barbara Walters show. They give Hillary a radical makeover and she's inadvertently hit on by Bill." - David Letterman

"Congratulations to New York Senator Hillary Clinton. She is publishing her book of memoirs of her years in the White House. You know she was there for eight years. It's quite a volume, 600-pages, that's an enormous book. I mean, the thing weighs almost enough for her husband to date."
-David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" - Craig Kilborn

"Word has it that Hillary Clinton will finish her memoirs much earlier than Bill. Hillary's book is called 'Get Off Of Her and Start Writing.'" -Craig Kilborn

"You may think you have a stressful job, but since she's been a Senator, Hillary Clinton, they say, put on 30 pounds. In fact, she has gotten so heavy that today Bill hit on her." - David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, fiction is a lot harder to write." - Jay Leno

"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres... being a first-term senator." - Hillary Clinton, commenting on whether she has presidential ambitions

"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it." - Jay Leno

"There was talk this week that Hillary Clinton was going to run for vice president. Now, I didn't know that you could run for vice president. But people were saying, 'Oh no, if it can be done, she's going to do it.' So now, Hillary is very busy denying that she wants to be vice president.
I'm just thinking, doesn't it feel good to have a Clinton denying things again." - David Letterman

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Re: Hillary -- Sage, 11:59:00 06/20/03 Fri