Previously I warned everyone who might post here AGAINST filling in the block where you can enter your e-mail address. That instruction is no longer operative or necessary, thanks to Secretary Sage-arooni.

SPAMMERS use "bots" and "harvester" programs to tour web pages all over the Internet, including this forum. They automatically "harvest" any e-mail addresses they encounter and add those addresses to their databases. Once they get your address, and in no time at all, you will be invited to grow both a larger penis and breasts and obtain the funding for this by selling other shmucks e-mail address lists or refinancing your home. That was the cause of our concern and the predicate for our warning to all not to post an e-mail address here.

Sage-arooni has done it again! She found a site that has an answer and it has been implemented here. Because SPAMMERS are lazy idiots who don't want to work at all, or work as little as possible, they use mindless "bots" and "harvesters." Hidden in the coding of this page now is something that will take those sleazy scumbags off into the ether gleefully harvesting what appear to be real e-mail addresses. In actuality, their program will take them into an endless loop of millions of NONSENSICAL addresses that don't even exist... BUT THEIR'S DOES! This little goody puts their own personal e-mail addresses on the mailing lists they peddle to other sleazebags! Who deserves SPAM more than SPAMMERS?

What will appear, at first, to a SPAMMER as a bonanza... a gold mine of heretfore untapped e-mail addresses... will in hardly any time at all load up their databases with BILLIONS of nonsense addresses, the start all over again until the database server crashes under the sheer volume it faces or is stopped by the SPAMMER!

The bots will still come and look, but we enjoy knowing it now. Before they can ever get to any e-mail addresses shown elsewhere on the page, they have already entered the Twilight Zone of SPAMMER'S HELL, where they belong.

When a SPAMMER discovers he now has over a million UNUSABLE e-mail addresses, he has to dump that database and start over. If your address was in that batch, he surely won't spend the money to sift thrugh them all in search of the few good addresses among the millions of bad ones. The process in which he gets trapped also eats up his bandwidth and that will cost him money. The speed with which these bots and harvesters work once made such costs negligible, but Sage and I have changed all that here! Before he can discover he's been had, he has been and he will have to pay for the bandwidth he used to screw himself!

It's poetic. It's vicious, cunning and dastardly. It's everything I love doing to these scumbags who deserve it! It is something Sage and I wished to do to protect all of those who post here. Now you can place your e-mail address here IF YOU WISH. It's not required, but it is no longer an open invitation to some scuzzy low life in Michigan, California, Florida or Pennsylvania who thinks he has some Constitutionally protected right to impose whatever message he chooses to send on you, utilizing forged headers, offshore servers and ISPs who don't mind being sleazes so long as it pays in US dollars.

Our new "trick" puts the burden back on those lower life forms. SPAMMING will begin to cost them time and money instead of the people who get their trash. We won't stop it entirely, but we sure as Hell are putting our own little Sicilian-Italian-Scots-Irish-Native American-German voodoo whammy on their worthless asses with what we have done here.

If you have a web page and want to know how to do it, click on the link below the "E-MAIL LAF" icon at the bottom of this page. I have now installed the feature on every page in the Lair that has an e-mail address or link to a site other than my own on the page.

PS: I adjusted the program to make certain that some of the addresses that will show up in every scan of addresses are those of my favorite Dumbocan Senator - one who needs even more reasons to whine and whimper now that she is the only one left in her family with a paying government job - as well as those of one or two others who lead a pack of yapping, Ankle Biting Dachshunds. (Hobbsie: Wink! Wink!)

See? I told you guys I am more content now than I have ever been! Now you know why.