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Date Posted: 10:58:59 10/08/02 Tue
Author: Thergood Janknis
Subject: Airlines

A couple of days ago I went to the airport to go to Boston for a AA meeting, and a NA meetings. In the middle of the flight, I had a sudden urge to go to the restroom. So I calmly got up, to got to the bathroom in the back of the plane. I really had to go, very very badly, so I was in a fast walking pace. Try to get past the lady with the drink cart(she was very good looking. BIG BOOBS!implants, and yes I did attempt to sqeeze them)I punched her in the face and ran to the bathroom. I drop my pants and sat down and had one of the biggest farts in my life. It was so loud that the other passengers heard it and thought I had blown-up the bathroom. I had clogged up the toilet and the stink was so bad that they had to drop the oxygen mask and recsessate the elderly. One child even threw up all over the place. When I got off the plane the manager of the airport ask me never to fly on the airlines again, so I turned around and blew a HUGE FART IN HIS FACE. It was so loud that he fell on a old lady breaking her hip and then i punched him in the face and went on with my business.










(P.S. I love satan and my daughter)

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