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We're planning a get-together for June 23-24-25 and extending the invitation to all Roller fans, old and new! We've got the hotel booked for the party, the tunes to sing and dance to, raffles, gifts, fun games and movie-time, and even some sight-seeing -- everything you need to have a memorable weekend in the City of Roses. <BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>08:31:22 05/28/05 Sat</i><br></font>
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Hey are there any men who would like to have sex with me? I have boobs that are bigger than D's. I'm lokking for a man with a penis that is 8in. long I like to have hardcore sex with realy hot white guys.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:33:33 07/19/04 Mon</i><br></font>
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<li><a href="515.html">Re: It's been months since anyone posted here, because were all on the Lush Hussy group, but I check in anyway. Does anyone else think that the poor girl on this board is going to give herself Whiplash shaking her head around and around?</a> -- valelee, <i>15:40:39 01/21/05 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>16:19:39 05/04/04 Tue</i><br></font>
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Just an FYI<BR>
I started a Lush Hussies YahooGroup! Please subscribe if you are a hussy.. ! It will be a lot of fun to chat on there and post pics etc.. <BR>
the link is up there ...LOL under the naked guy!<BR>
<BR>
Angel<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>19:51:58 04/28/04 Wed</i><br></font>
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I was expecting to see the St Patty guy and what do i behold LOL he's yummy looking great pic<BR>
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<li><a href="511.html">Re: My My</a> -- Sandra, <i>12:08:17 04/29/04 Thu</i>
<li><a href="512.html">Yes, I believe it was Cheryl who posted this picture a week or so ago, titled MY NEW BEDSPREAD and no she was not willing to loan it out...so I STOLE IT...ha ha ha (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>23:23:46 04/30/04 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>23:47:20 04/16/04 Fri</i><br></font>
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Hi guys I am a neww lush Hussy wanted to say hello to every one!! I am glad to be part f this fun group!<BR>
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<li><a href="506.html">Margo, welcome to the board, its been a while since it was updated, but I am sure we can fix that. Angel, are you out there! I saw a great pic for the board, gotta try and find it (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>13:08:56 04/17/04 Sat</i>
<li><a href="509.html">hi Margo this is a fun board (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=509"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>19:54:32 04/28/04 Wed</i>
<li><a href="510.html">Re: new Hussy</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=510"><b>Sandra aka Captain Morgans Lady</b></a>, <i>11:52:20 04/29/04 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:11:18 04/20/04 Tue</i><br></font>
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FUNERAL PROCESSION:<BR>
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.<BR>
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.<BR>
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The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.<BR>
Whose funeral is it?"<BR>
"My husband's."<BR>
<BR>
"What happened to him?"<BR>
<BR>
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."<BR>
<BR>
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"<BR>
<BR>
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my<BR>
husband when the dog turned on her."<BR>
<BR>
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.<BR>
<BR>
"Can I borrow the dog?"<BR>
<BR>
"Get in line."<BR>
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__________________________________________________________<BR>
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A Woman's Prayer:<BR>
Dear Lord, I pray for:<BR>
Wisdom, To understand a man<BR>
Love, To forgive him and<BR>
Patience, For his moods<BR>
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength<BR>
I'll just beat him to death.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:48:56 04/10/04 Sat</i><br></font>
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this was posted in one of my bcr lists I've seen it before but thought I'd share....<BR>
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Every woman's dream...<BR>
<BR>
A teacher asked her class,<BR>
"What do you want out of life?"<BR>
<BR>
A little girl in the back raised her hand and said,<BR>
"All I want out of life is four animals."<BR>
<BR>
The teacher asked "Really?<BR>
And what four animals would that be"?<BR>
<BR>
The little girl replied,<BR>
<BR>
"A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in<BR>
my bed and a jackass to pay for it all."<BR>
<BR>
The teacher fainted.<BR>
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<li><a href="504.html">Good one.......ha ha ha ha (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>09:37:39 04/12/04 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>14:06:56 03/28/04 Sun</i><br></font>
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> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?<BR>
> <BR>
> (because they are plugged into a genius)<BR>
> <BR>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?<BR>
> <BR>
> (they don't have enough time)<BR>
> <BR>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?<BR>
> <BR>
> (they don't stop to ask directions)<BR>
> <BR>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?<BR>
> <BR>
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)<BR>
> <BR>
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)<BR>
> <BR>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?<BR>
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)<BR>
> <BR>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?<BR>
> <BR>
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)<BR>
> <BR>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?<BR>
> <BR>
> (don't know.....it never happened)<BR>
> <BR>
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)<BR>
> <BR>
> <BR>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?<BR>
> <BR>
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)<BR>
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<li><a href="502.html">hahaha Teresa heard most of them but the vapor locked one</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=502"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>11:12:04 04/09/04 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>18:04:17 03/21/04 Sun</i><br></font>
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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,<BR>
became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his<BR>
confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She<BR>
replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you<BR>
must be on the 6th hole."<BR>
<BR>
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same<BR>
thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.<BR>
She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must<BR>
be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.<BR>
<BR>
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the<BR>
same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he<BR>
knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played<BR>
the course often.<BR>
<BR>
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation<BR>
for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in<BR>
sales, also. What do you sell?"<BR>
<BR>
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."<BR>
<BR>
"No, I won't."<BR>
<BR>
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."<BR>
<BR>
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said,<BR>
"See I knew you would laugh."<BR>
<BR>
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for<BR>
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>08:45:42 03/04/04 Thu</i><br></font>
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dont know how to post a pic here, I want you all to see this pic so go to <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.funnies.com/bigfeet.htm">http://www.funnies.com/bigfeet.htm</a><BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:23:05 02/19/04 Thu</i><br></font>
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Dang, I will kiss him if he is English, Irish, Russian, German, Polish or Italian.....Dang girl, he is YUMMY!<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="498.html">i agree with you he is YUMMY great pic (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=498"><b>Daquiri Debby</b></a>, <i>08:41:49 03/04/04 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>19:15:04 02/14/04 Sat</i><br></font>
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Doggie fashion <BR>
<BR>
It has been studied and determined that the most often used<BR>
Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.<BR>
<BR>
The husband sits up and begs...<BR>
And the wife rolls over and plays dead.<BR>
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<li><a href="495.html">That is so good Debby.</a> -- Betsy, <i>14:09:22 02/18/04 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>14:07:25 02/18/04 Wed</i><br></font>
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Nice Job Angel -- I love it.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>18:03:52 02/04/04 Wed</i><br></font>
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Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting<BR>
on a<BR>
park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher<BR>
approached from<BR>
across the park.<BR>
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The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them<BR>
and<BR>
opened his trench coat.<BR>
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Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Seeing this, Maude also had<BR>
a<BR>
stroke.<BR>
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But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that<BR>
far.<BR>
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<li><a href="491.html">great joke! I love it.. will definetly pass it on!! ahha</a> -- Angel, <i>16:12:31 02/08/04 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="492.html">Glad you liked it (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>12:14:36 02/11/04 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>16:55:32 01/28/04 Wed</i><br></font>
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Well girls.. I hope you like your eye CANDY! it is the best I could do for Valentines.. and it is NON-FAT.. HIGH PROTEIN :) lol<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="489.html">Totally awesome Angel, as ALWAYS!!!! You do a great job for us, and are MUCH appreciated. Thanks (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>13:35:51 01/29/04 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>23:31:16 01/10/04 Sat</i><br></font>
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Hi I'd like to say hello to everyone here seems like a great site, Hello ladies<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>00:01:55 01/03/04 Sat</i><br></font>
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Happy New Year ladies who is that hot hunk of man lool<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>12:27:59 12/18/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all <BR>
the things you've started." <BR>
<BR>
So I looked around the house to see all the <BR>
things I started and hadn't finished....and <BR>
before coming to work this morning I finished off <BR>
a bottle of red wine, the Bailey's, the remaining 2 beers from a six pack, my nearly empty bottle of Prozac, <BR>
some valium, 2 slices of leftover pizza, 15 Oreos, the last piece of pumpkin pie, my cigarettes and a box of <BR>
chocolates. <BR>
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You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... :)~<BR>
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<li><a href="485.html">This was too freakin' funny. Love the stuff you come up with Madonna (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>10:34:23 12/31/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>16:41:29 12/20/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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I would just like to tell everyone here to have a Merry Christmas, I just finished my shopping so now I get to relax, take care all.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>17:49:50 12/18/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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Just dropped in to say HOWDEE and Merry Xmas to all my fellow Hussies!<BR>
I hope you like the new graphic.. LOL!<BR>
Angel<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="482.html">Once again, you have done a MOST AWESOME job on our board. Thank you so much Angel (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>08:14:14 12/19/03 Fri</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="483.html">Awesome!! Now if you could only find a picture of Ricky Martin or Brad Pitt in Only A Santa Hat, I'd be a very happy girl! :)</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>11:28:40 12/19/03 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>02:53:08 12/10/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring theother day so <BR>
he would be able to monitor my moods.When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. <BR>
When I'm in a bad mood, itleaves a big red mark on his forehead.Maybe next time <BR>
he'll buy me a diamond.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>11:35:18 12/08/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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Now I lay me down to sleep.<BR>
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.<BR>
Please no wrinkles, please no bags<BR>
And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots,<BR>
please no gray<BR>
And as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy,<BR>
please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord,For all that you've done.<BR>
Five tips for a woman....<BR>
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.<BR>
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to<BR>
find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.<BR>
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is<BR>
important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note:<BR>
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get<BR>
some support soon, people will think we're nuts."<BR>
WE ALL NEED TO SMILE !!!<BR>
*HAPPY * HOLIDAYS * EVERYONE *<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:50:03 12/08/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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sorry, this was too good not to post.....<BR>
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God:<BR>
"God, I have a problem!"<BR>
"What's the problem, Eve?" asks God. <BR>
"God, I know you created me <BR>
and provided this beautiful garden <BR>
and all of these wonderful animals <BR>
and that hilarious comedic snake, <BR>
but I'm just not happy."<BR>
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"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.<BR>
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"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."<BR>
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"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. <BR>
I shall create man for you...<BR>
But this man will be a flawed creature, <BR>
with many bad traits. <BR>
He'll lie, cheat, and be vain glorious; <BR>
all in all, he'll give you a hard time. <BR>
But, on the plus side, he'll be bigger, <BR>
faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. <BR>
He will look silly when he's aroused, <BR>
but since you've been complaining, <BR>
I'll create him in such a way <BR>
that he will satisfy your physical needs. <BR>
He will be witless and will revel in childish things <BR>
like fighting and kicking a ball about. <BR>
He won't be too smart, <BR>
so he'll also need your advice to think properly."<BR>
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"Sounds great," says Eve, <BR>
with an ironically raised eyebrow. <BR>
"What's the catch, God?"<BR>
<BR>
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."<BR>
<BR>
"What's that, God?" <BR>
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, <BR>
and self-admiring... <BR>
So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.<BR>
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Just remember, it's our little secret...<BR>
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. <BR>
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For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. <BR>
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However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. <BR>
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Further studies have been proposed<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>21:40:26 11/19/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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Gotta love the picture of a half-nekkid cowboy...yum!<BR>
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<li><a href="471.html">Terry, I tried to send you an e-card yesterday and it came back. Maybe the one I have of yours in my addy book is obsolete? Write me when you can so I can resave ya's, okies?</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=471"><b>Shirley</b></a>, <i>18:53:19 11/28/03 Fri</i>
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<li><a href="475.html">Hey Shirl....this is Terry's email sf49rterry@comcast.net it changed from attbi.net earlier this year (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- T, <i>21:50:16 12/07/03 Sun</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>12:33:02 12/06/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. <BR>
He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it...<BR>
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Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.<BR>
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The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or ..we have sex."<BR>
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After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative...<BR>
<BR>
So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.<BR>
<BR>
He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.<BR>
<BR>
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said: "That was a big mistake,Frank......That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.<BR>
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Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said:<BR>
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"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>18:06:46 11/26/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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FOR THAT PIC!!!<BR>
Now, THAT'S what I call a classic western.<BR>
Dagggggggggggggggggggggggggg! That is the tastiest lookin' "turkey" I've e'er laid my drool...eeps!....er, uhm, uhhhh, I mean....eyes....on. <BR>
Good Heavens.....has it gotten hot in here?<BR>
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Happy Thanksgiving, Lush Hussies!<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.mischief.gif"><a href="469.html">Shirley, here's hoping you have a wonderful Thanksgiving as well, and after stuffing yourself with food, have sweet dreams of me in your bed...lol (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>08:24:12 11/27/03 Thu</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="473.html">Giggle....and blushing (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- T, <i>08:16:48 12/02/03 Tue</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>00:45:14 12/02/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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Wow I havent been here in a while and to my surpise i find a very lovely cowboy yummy i want one Betsy where have you been girl havent chated with you in a while email me<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:41:58 11/10/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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Ms. Amaretto Angel has outdone herself on decorating our<BR>
board. Way to go!!!! Love the background, and love the<BR>
(cough) main attraction! Keep it up, you make us Lush<BR>
Hussies PROUD!<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:36:32 11/10/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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The pic of the hot cowboy on the top of this page that's for sure.<BR>
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Great Job Angel . . . . lovely view for a Monday morning. Perks me up better than a double caramel latte does, that's fur sure.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>21:39:26 11/08/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Hi Ladies I think I have checked in once before, me and computers don't mix I'd like to say hello my name is Sandra I live in New Jersey, Debby E introduced me to you all, If I already did this sorry, (face bright red lol)<BR>
If not great to meet you all<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="464.html">Sandra - WELCOME!! Debby said you would like to be a lush hussy, and I asked her to have you email me with your favorite alcohol, but I never heard back from either of you. Feel free to email me at BCRchick@hotmail.com - hope to hear from you soon (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>09:47:07 11/10/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>19:58:42 10/31/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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A GIRLS NIGHT OUT STORY<BR>
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The other night I was invited for a night out with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk<BR>
to the gills, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.<BR>
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Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict w/him.<BR>
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The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all.<BR>
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Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock".<BR>
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When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped<BR>
over the cat and farted.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>22:39:44 10/26/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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OMG what a eye full i got i would love that treat for halloween<BR>
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<li><a href="461.html">Re: OMG</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=461"><b>sandra</b></a>, <i>21:42:30 10/30/03 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>22:31:12 10/26/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. <BR>
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"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. <BR>
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The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. <BR>
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The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. <BR>
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"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. <BR>
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Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded:<BR>
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"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:26:42 10/24/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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Ladies- If you accidentally over salt a dish while <BR>
it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it <BR>
will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me up. <BR>
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Real Women- If you over salt a dish while you are <BR>
cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite the Real <BR>
Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I <BR>
don't care how bad it tastes." <BR>
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Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in <BR>
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will <BR>
go away. <BR>
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Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill <BR>
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who <BR>
cares! <BR>
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Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of <BR>
a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. <BR>
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Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom <BR>
of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying <BR>
down on the couch, with your feet up anyway! <BR>
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Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple <BR>
in the bag with the potatoes. <BR>
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Real Women- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't <BR>
have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and <BR>
legs. <BR>
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Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the <BR>
baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and <BR>
there won't be any white mess on the outside of the <BR>
cake. <BR>
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Real Women- Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it <BR>
for you! <BR>
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Ladies- Brush some egg white over pie crust before <BR>
baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. <BR>
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Real Women- Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not <BR>
include brushing egg white over anything! <BR>
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Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using <BR>
latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip <BR>
that makes opening jars easy. <BR>
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Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it! <BR>
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Ladies- Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze <BR>
into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and <BR>
sauces. <BR>
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Real Women- What leftover wine??? <BR>
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Finally the most important* <BR>
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Ladies- A good friend will come and bail you out of <BR>
jail. <BR>
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Real Women- A true friend will be sitting next to you <BR>
saying, "Damn.....that was fun!"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>11:34:47 10/21/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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Fabulous . . . .Wonderful . . . oh the visions you have put in my head for Halloween.<BR>
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Love the logo and the background.<BR>
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<li><a href="449.html">Hail to Goddess Angel....once again, she does awesome work! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>12:27:27 10/21/03 Tue</i>
<li><a href="450.html">***W O W*** Now that's one costume I'd like to see Trick-or-Treat at my house!!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>13:34:35 10/21/03 Tue</i>
<li><a href="451.html">Do you think they will shut us down over this? LOL..oh well!</a> -- Angel, <i>15:34:11 10/21/03 Tue</i>
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<li><a href="452.html">Have no idea, but this board isn't a public one. Meaning if you search for the board, you won't fine it listed publically. The gals that post here was given the address personally.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>17:04:07 10/21/03 Tue</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="453.html">If he comes trick or treating here i will gladly give him all my candy = P (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Gin Soaked Gina = ), <i>18:13:53 10/21/03 Tue</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="454.html">If he comes trick or treating here i will gladly give him all my candy = P (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Gin Soaked Gina = ), <i>18:15:06 10/21/03 Tue</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.mischief.gif"><a href="455.html">Are you sure that's all you'd give him Gina . . . I'm thinking maybe not. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>23:31:25 10/21/03 Tue</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.question.gif"><a href="456.html">One thing I'd like to know . . . Is he filling the entire trunk of that elephant -- lenghwise and widthwise??? Inquiring minds want to know.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>23:32:53 10/21/03 Tue</i>
<li><a href="457.html">Okay, I don't know what happened to my post...but it said something like - Angel you are Fantabulous girlfriend!!! You did an awesome job of this board...way to go! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>06:28:07 10/23/03 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>04:55:23 09/24/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS & GIRLFRIENDS:<BR>
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.<BR>
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.<BR>
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up<BR>
there.<BR>
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.<BR>
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.<BR>
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can<BR>
tell them apart.<BR>
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make<BR>
some woman miserable.<BR>
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself<BR>
types.<BR>
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.<BR>
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<BR>
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<BR>
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in<BR>
Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.<BR>
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.<BR>
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14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it<BR>
means that you laugh at his.<BR>
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal.<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="444.html">Re: A good one from our fellow Lush Hussy - Tonya</a> -- Tonya, <i>16:02:04 09/25/03 Thu</i>
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<li><a href="447.html">Well it is about time you got your arse over to the board. I did enjoy these, but I have to disagree on #5, I have had 2 kids or 3 if you count the ex, and dangit I want an older guy next time! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>06:51:21 09/29/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>21:26:53 09/28/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"<BR>
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The husband says, "Ohmigod! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"<BR>
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The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter... Just get the hell out!"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>05:12:03 09/15/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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It's not so complicated! <BR>
The nice men are ugly. <BR>
The handsome men are not nice. <BR>
The handsome and nice men are gay. <BR>
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. <BR>
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. <BR>
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think <BR>
we are <BR>
only after their money. <BR>
The handsome men without money are after our money. <BR>
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, <BR>
don't think <BR>
we are beautiful enough. <BR>
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat <BR>
nice and <BR>
have money, are pigs. <BR>
The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money <BR>
and <BR>
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE <BR>
THE FIRST MOVE! <BR>
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest <BR>
in us <BR>
when we take the initiative. <BR>
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? <BR>
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's <BR>
our job <BR>
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into <BR>
something <BR>
you'd like to have dinner with.<BR>
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<li><a href="445.html">Re: So True.....cant believe my oldest sent this one to me!</a> -- Tonya, <i>16:04:54 09/25/03 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>23:53:30 08/14/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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hi everyone new here I'm debby's friend<BR>
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<li><a href="429.html">Welcome Sandra!!!!! Hope you have a good time...we have some really juicy pictures of good looking men to put up shortly, and tonite, Betsy, Terry & I will be going to see Puppetry of the Penis and will post our adventures here (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>09:39:51 08/15/03 Fri</i>
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<li><a href="430.html">Teresa Sadra wants to become a lush hussy too (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=430"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>01:12:32 08/16/03 Sat</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="431.html">Well if Sandy wants to be a Lush Hussy, we need to know her favorite drink....so have her email me @ bcrchick@hotmail.com Everyone is welcome! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>07:39:33 08/17/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="433.html">Ok I will have her email you (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=433"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>21:18:27 08/18/03 Mon</i>
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<li><a href="443.html">still waiting (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>10:57:11 09/25/03 Thu</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:28:50 09/18/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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FW: Best Comeback Line Ever.... <BR>
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This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever. <BR>
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"In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. <BR>
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Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. <BR>
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The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't", he stated in a phone interview. <BR>
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Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked,out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his "need." "I guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. <BR>
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In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. <BR>
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"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Lawrence] and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." <BR>
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Taylor went on to describe what happened as she approached. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" <BR>
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He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:58:26 09/11/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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Love the pic of David. I'd offer to be his rubber ducky, but Betsy would beat me up if I even suggested it.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:38:12 08/20/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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God said, "Go down into that valley." And Adam said, "What's a valley?"<BR>
and God explained it to him. <BR>
Then God said, "Cross the river" And Adam said "What's a river?" and<BR>
God explained it to him. <BR>
And then God said, "Go over the hill." And Adam said, "What's a<BR>
hill?" and God explained it to him. <BR>
Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a<BR>
cave," and Adam said, "what's a cave?" and God explained that to him..<BR>
"In the cave you will find a woman." And Adam said, "What's a woman?" So<BR>
God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam<BR>
said, "How do I do that?" So God explained it to him. So off went Adam,<BR>
down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the<BR>
cave , and found the woman, and in about five minutes he was back. <BR>
God said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said, "What's a headache?"<BR>
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<li><a href="438.html">I have to put in my 2 cents worth.....its just like a man to have to have EVERYTHING explained to him.....whats a hill....whats a cave, and no excuses that he was a new human being (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>09:40:03 08/20/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:35:20 08/20/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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The national poetry contest had come to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate<BR>
and a redneck from Texas.They were given a word ,thenallowed two minutes to<BR>
study the word and come up with a poem that contained that word. "<BR>
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The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU'<BR>
<BR>
The first to recite his poem was the Yale graduate . He stepped to the<BR>
microphone and said :<BR>
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SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND<BR>
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN<BR>
MEN ON CAMELS...TWO BY TWO<BR>
DESTINATION... TIMBUKTU<BR>
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The crowd went crazy! There was no way that the redneck could top that<BR>
.....or so they thought!<BR>
<BR>
The Redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited :<BR>
<BR>
ME AND TIM A-HUNTIN WENT...<BR>
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.<BR>
THEY WERE THREE AND WE WAS TWO ...<BR>
SO I BUCKED ONE...AND TIMBUKTU<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:36:58 08/17/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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What can I say.....Friday night, I met up with Ms Tequila Terry and Ms Body Shot Betsy for a night of illicit fun. We started off our evening at the Pike Place Pub & Brewery. After dinner, we walked up to the Moore theatre to see the show Puppetry of the Penis, which is best described as "THE ANCIENT ART OF GENITAL ORIGAMI" or basically 2 guys who play with their penises, and stretch them into wierd shapes. It helped us to get ready for the show by having one of the speciality drinks called a PURPLE PENIS, not sure what all was in the drink, but it tasted a little like a grape soda. It was very hot in the theater, and we were told it had to be that way, so that there would be no "shrinkage" when the guys got on-stage. The act opened with a comedienne called Peggy Platt, who had the audience in stitches talking about breasts and menustration (to the utter gall of the guys in the audience). Finally the show opened, and Simon Morely & David Friend (creators & puppeteers) showed up on stage. It didnt take long for them to toss their capes aside and stand there in all their naked glory (except for socks and tennis shoes) and they proceeded to have us girls (and some guys) cracking up with laughter as they manipulated their penises into shapes such as the sea anenome, Loch Ness Monster, the Eiffel Tower and Hotdogs/Hamburgers. Several times we groaned as we thought the guys would hurt themselves twisting and cranking their things arounds...but they didnt. The bonus of the whole evening, was the movie screen behind them....girls if you have never seen a 6 ft tall penis, then this is your chance!!! We had a FABULOUS TIME, the adventures never seem to end when I am with these 2 ladies. I am proud to call them my friends!!!!<BR>
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<li><a href="434.html">wow sounds like you all had a blast any Pics???? (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=434"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>21:20:02 08/18/03 Mon</i>
<li><a href="435.html">Nope.....pictures were strictly forbidden :( (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>06:52:53 08/19/03 Tue</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>20:04:46 08/11/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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Where'd ya get that picture of me at the top of the page??? *snork*<BR>
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<li><a href="425.html">From Angel . . . but Mai Tai Maddy has already laid claim to it being her.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>15:13:45 08/12/03 Tue</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="427.html">That would be CABO WABO Marie...lol (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- TERESA, <i>19:46:38 08/12/03 Tue</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>12:12:15 08/11/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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These are quite funny. Hope my fellow Lush Hussies enjoy them.<BR>
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<b>Adult Fairy Tales</b><BR>
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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.<BR>
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As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." <BR>
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Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" <BR>
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"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." <BR>
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Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. <BR>
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"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took<BR>
care of everything." <BR>
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The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! <BR>
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Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. <BR>
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Peter, Peter, something or other..." <BR>
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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. <BR>
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Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. <BR>
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A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" <BR>
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Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" <BR>
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" <BR>
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To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book." <BR>
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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." <BR>
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Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy." <BR>
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Did you know . . . Captain Hook died from jock itch. <BR>
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What's that?" he asked. <BR>
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She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." <BR>
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Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.<BR>
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"Here," she said, "you must put it in here." <BR>
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Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" <BR>
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"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.<BR>
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<li><a href="426.html">OMG...these were too funny....thanks!!!!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- MTAT - Teresa, <i>19:45:06 08/12/03 Tue</i>
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew<BR>
the coffee each morning.<BR>
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The wife said,<BR>
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"You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to<BR>
wait as long to get our coffee."<BR>
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The husband said,<BR>
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" You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it,<BR>
because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."<BR>
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Wife replies,<BR>
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"No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man <BR>
should<BR>
do the coffee."<BR>
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Husband replies,<BR>
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" I can't believe that, show me."<BR>
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So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at<BR>
the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........<BR>
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Scroll on.......................................<BR>
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"HEBREWS"<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>17:21:02 08/08/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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I was just askin' about your whereabouts a couple of days ago, Betsy! Howdy! Welcome Back! <BR>
The board is looking SUPERB!! Beautiful! I loooove the header doll! What a sleazy trampy lookin' gal she is too! Hey, I think I have some overalls like that! <BR>
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight<BR>
Still waiting for you to get your rattie page up...maybe you can put Teresa's 14 grandchildren on it! haha. Oy!<BR>
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<li><a href="421.html">You post about my grandchildren on this board...but you dont say anything back on email....okay fine!!! be that way (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>18:15:10 08/08/03 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>18:13:22 08/08/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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13 Things PMS Stands For <BR>
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1. Pass My Shotgun <BR>
2. Psychotic Mood Shift <BR>
3. Perpetual Munching Spree <BR>
4. Puffy Mid-Section <BR>
5. People Make me Sick <BR>
6. Provide Me with Sweets <BR>
7. Pardon My Sobbing <BR>
8. Pimples May Surface <BR>
9. Pass My Sweatpants <BR>
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome <BR>
11. Plainly; Men S uck <BR>
12. Pack My Stuff <BR>
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..and my favorite one... <BR>
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13. Potential Murder Suspect<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:37:59 08/08/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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4 catholic women were sitting in a restaurant, drinking coffee and talking about their sons. <BR>
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"My son," says the first one, "is a priest. When he comes into a room, the people say 'Reverend' to him!"<BR>
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The second woman looked pitifully down to the first one says: "Well, my son is a bishop, and when he comes into a room, the people say 'Your Excellency' to him!"<BR>
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The third women is only smiling. "That's nothing," she says, "My son is a cardinal and when he comes into a room, the people say 'Your Eminenz' to him!"<BR>
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The fourth woman has been listening very quietly. The other three women look at her. "Well, what is about your son?" they ask...<BR>
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"Well, MY son," replies the fourth woman, "Is beautiful. He is tanned, muscular, well built, blonde with piercing green eyes and he is 6 ft 3 inches tall. His job is a Striptease/dancer. When he comes into a room, all the women say .....<BR>
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"OH MY GOD!"<BR>
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lol<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:10:33 08/06/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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Betsy love the new look Angel does such a great job.<BR>
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<li><a href="417.html">Thanks Debby . . . between me and Angel, I'm sure we'll be able to keep this board updated more often . . . now to get you girls to post more often ;-) . . . so tell us about Rave . . . any juicy gossip we should know about ;-)</a> -- Betsy, <i>12:12:29 08/06/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:39:07 08/04/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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First and formost, I'd like to thank Amaretto Angel for making the background and new logo for me. She's muy bueno ! ! ! !<BR>
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Need help from my fellow Lush Hussies . . . need pics of men to put up here. I only have so much time to search. If you find one or can scan your favorites, do so and email them to me at marinersgal69@msn.com.<BR>
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I also have a great idea, that I'm not telling you all yet. BUt what I need are hussy like sayings and quotes.<BR>
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Email those to me also and you'll soon see what I'm gonna do with them.<BR>
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So what did my fellow lush hussies do this summer . . . Some of the NW hussies went to Las Vegas for 4 days and the pics are up. I'll put a link to them on the board tonite.<BR>
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We are also see a show at the Moore Theatre call Puppetry of the Penis. Terry will have to explain this one as she bought the tickets (lol).<BR>
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We are also seeing Rascal Flatts again in September. We saw them in February and met them. Even gave them certificates and made them honorary lush hussies with their own name and everything.<BR>
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<li><a href="414.html">HEY>> I Wanna see the PENIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw..who won the hardware conttest??</a> -- Angel, <i>14:01:00 08/04/03 Mon</i>
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<li><a href="415.html">Hardware Contest . . . You mean Hardwood . . . I'm finalizing that now. I believe we were down to the final 4. Gonna get that updated and back up to finish it off . . . probably later this week.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>23:01:48 08/04/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>09:50:41 07/19/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Welcome to my newest friend Diane Perry from Walnut Creek Ca...fellow Ian & Les lover (or is it Les & Ian lover) and whom also will be a rattie mom one day soon. She doesnt know it yet...but she will be a Lush Hussy too...I just havent talked her into it...but I will...that is why I am the Secretary & Membership Chairmistress!!!!!! HA HA HA<BR>
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<li><a href="408.html">Re: WELCOME Diane P</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=408"><b>Diane Perry</b></a>, <i>16:02:09 07/20/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="409.html">Uhhhhhh did you get a picture of that bartender? If not,,,,I say its a great excuse to go again...and take a camera next time!!!! LOL (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>05:11:57 07/21/03 Mon</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="410.html">Welcome Diane! As a former Northern Californian (I'm from Santa Cruz) myself, I welcome you. We're a great bunch of gals and loads of fun....so welcome to the wacky world of the Lush Hussies (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, founder, <i>07:24:44 07/29/03 Tue</i>
<li><a href="413.html">Welcome to our strange world Diane . . . always reading, able and willing to welcome another Lush Hussy into our midsts. So what's your's Lush Hussy name gonna be?</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>13:40:45 08/04/03 Mon</i>
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Ingredients: <BR>
4 Laughing eyes <BR>
4 Well-shaped legs <BR>
4 Loving arms <BR>
2 Firm milk containers <BR>
2 Nuts <BR>
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl <BR>
1 Firm banana <BR>
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Directions: <BR>
1. Look into laughing eyes. <BR>
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. <BR>
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. <BR>
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milkcontainers. <BR>
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). <BR>
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. <BR>
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Notes: <BR>
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. <BR>
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. <BR>
3. If cake rises, leave town<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>17:43:49 06/09/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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I wanted to wish Hussy Wendy a happy birthday on Wednesday.<BR>
I am so busy this time of year that I wanted to do it while it is in my mind. I put her birthday wishes on the Ian board if you all want to go and see.. her board is moderated so not sure when it will actually be up there!<BR>
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I know you are busy Betsy..but who is the FREAKIN winner of the HOTH contest?<BR>
Impatient Angel<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:40:16 06/04/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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sheesh<BR>
<img src="http://www.damorrisons.com/images/betsy.gif"><BR>
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<li><a href="401.html">Thanks Angel . . . . Yes, that's my body at age 40 (rolflmfwao) . . . IT's awesome.</a> -- Betsy, <i>14:37:46 06/04/03 Wed</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="402.html">Welcome to the 40 club Bets *sniff* hussies grow up so fast. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Gin Soaked Gina = ), <i>12:48:35 06/07/03 Sat</i>
<li><a href="404.html">Sorry for not posting Saturday, but as you know Joshua was pretty sick. He is somewhat better, and I hope to be able to join you this Saturday....we need to plan and scheme for Vegas!!!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- MTAT - Teresa, <i>04:54:22 06/09/03 Mon</i>
<li><a href="405.html">I meant to say in my last post......HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETSY!!! sheesh.....I am not thinking as I have been up since 3:52 am with a headache myself (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>04:57:40 06/09/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>21:45:16 05/24/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Sorry this is a bit late.. but it was also my daughters birthday today as well.. <BR>
I hope you had a great one!<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="392.html">Angel......that was so cool!!!!! I love the pic (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>08:13:21 05/25/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="393.html">Oh No!!! I missed your birthday!! Well, lady, I do so hope your birthday was happy and special.....You deserve all good things and wishes coming your way. Happy Birthday! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Shirley, <i>16:10:01 05/25/03 Sun</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="395.html">Angel, that is so AWESOME. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>08:25:32 05/27/03 Tue</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.alert.gif"><a href="403.html">Terry i missed your birthday? I'm a bad hussy, can ya get Tom Cruise to spank me?</a> -- Gin Soaked Gina = ), <i>12:50:55 06/07/03 Sat</i>
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I wanted to put this up early cus it is a busy weekend for me.. I hope you have a GREAT birthday Betsy. I am honored to be your friend. You always make me laugh! Have a piece of cake for me!<BR>
Angel<BR>
<img src="http://www.damorrisons.com/images.betsy.gif"><BR>
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<li><a href="399.html">Re: Betsy's B-day!</a> -- Angel, <i>08:17:46 06/04/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>22:07:24 05/29/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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I sincerely apologize for the delay in getting the next stage started. Been getting some things done before I return to work on the June 2nd and then I've been sick in bed for the last 5 days.<BR>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the Sweet 16 is complete. Listed below are those that made it to through to the Elite 8.<BR>
<BR>
You can now vote for the Elite 8 til Saturday, May 31st. The Top vote getter from each category will move on to the Final 4.<BR>
<BR>
The winners from the Sweet 16 round are as follows:<BR>
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Movies<BR>
Brad Pitt and Vin Diesel<BR>
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Television<BR>
Goran Visnjic and David Boreanaz<BR>
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Music<BR>
Trace Adkins and Rascal Flatts<BR>
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Sports<BR>
Edgar Martinez and Ben Davis<BR>
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So did your favorite make it through? If so and you want him to make it to the Final 4, then make sure you vote and vote often.<BR>
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<li><a href="397.html">Sorry to hear you hadn't been feeling well, ole Body Shot Betsy. I had that flu too and know firsthand how it kicks ya's on yer keester. Rejuvenate with plenty of Vitamin C, homey. Anyhoo, I just voted. About the only one I particularly find attractive is Brad Pitt....none of the others do much fer me.... Haha. Can we get Richie Sambora and Liam Neeson up here next? Colin Firth again, maybe?</a> -- Shirley, <i>09:05:34 05/31/03 Sat</i>
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From: Bohmeister@aol.com [mailto:Bohmeister@aol.com]<BR>
Sent: Friday, May 23, 2003 11:58 AM<BR>
To: Teresa Stevenson<BR>
Subject: Re: Waaaaaaaay to go!!!<BR>
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Hey Teresa,<BR>
Thanks for your kind emails...always uplifting me!<BR>
I would love to meet you in Puyallup. I don't have a clue about the details yet as it's still far off, but keep in touch and we'll figure something out.<BR>
In the meanwhile, tell the lush hussies I love them, and thank you for supporting my website!<BR>
I need to make a guestbook so people can sign.<BR>
Oh, I need to tell you that my fave tequiila is Sauza Hornitos Commemoritavo!<BR>
Yum!<BR>
Love,<BR>
boH<BR>
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<li><a href="394.html">Good taste in tequila....but, what else do you expect from an honorary Lush Hussy. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>08:22:08 05/27/03 Tue</i>
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FRED DURST??????????????? FRED DURST makes it to round 3 and JON BON FREAKIN' JOVI doesn't make it past round one????<BR>
it has been said there is no accounting for taste, and does this ever prove it!! Oh well, we can't all like the same guy, cause if we did, he'd get really tired :o)<BR>
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<li><a href="380.html">I couldnt believe Fred made it this far either. BUt you are right Bear, if we did all like the same guy, he's be one exhausted man (lol). I doubt very much he's making it to the Sweet 16. So everything works out. Jon will have another chance next year.</a> -- Body SHot Betsy, <i>10:07:51 05/11/03 Sun</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.question.gif"><a href="381.html">I'm with you....Fred Durst??....ew....I haven't seen who has been in the running up to now but, who in their right mind would let Vince Gill & Brad Paisley be left behind!!They are GORGEOUS!I don't know which one is cuter....so if nobody wants 'em I'll take'em both!!LOL!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Bonnie--from Ian's board, <i>14:38:10 05/12/03 Mon</i>
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<li><a href="389.html">Or Colin Firth! OH! Tis' a sad say day indeed when Colin is left out in the rain. Ahhh well, I don't suppose it'd hurt me none to dry 'im off. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- "Moonshine" Shirley, <i>11:07:33 05/23/03 Fri</i>
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Saw this on the Crazy4eric list, and I just had to post it here. We have been getting some good stuff lately!!!!!!<BR>
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> Subject: Cucumber Vs Man<BR>
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> A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter<BR>
> A cucumber won't need to be sucked off<BR>
> A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is<BR>
> A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy<BR>
> A cucumber won't want to come on your face<BR>
> A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon<BR>
> A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow<BR>
> A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot<BR>
> A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep<BR>
> A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer<BR>
> A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun<BR>
> A cucumber won't tell you size doesn't count<BR>
> A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety<BR>
> A cucumber will always respect you in the morning<BR>
> A cucumber can alwsays wait until you get home<BR>
> A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn or send you out to get Milk<BR>
Duds<BR>
> A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival<BR>
> A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"<BR>
> A cucumber won't want to join your support group<BR>
> A cucumber never wants to improve your mind<BR>
> A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other<BR>
cucumbers<BR>
in<BR>
> the refrigerator<BR>
> A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother<BR>
comes<BR>
> over<BR>
> A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache<BR>
> A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is<BR>
> A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet<BR>
> A cucumber a day keeps the ob-gyn away<BR>
> A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink<BR>
> A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat<BR>
> A cucumber won't make you go to the drugstore<BR>
> A cucumber won't consume all your food or liquors<BR>
> A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library<BR>
> A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray<BR>
> A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet<BR>
> A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower<BR>
> A cucumber will never leave you for another woman, for another<BR>
man,<BR>
for<BR>
> another cucumber<BR>
> A cucumber will never call and say, "I have to work late, honey."<BR>
and<BR>
> then<BR>
> A cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt<BR>
> A cucumber never has to call "the wife"<BR>
> A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move<BR>
> A cucumber won't wear shorts to your office party<BR>
> A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve<BR>
> A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy<BR>
blonde<BR>
> A cucumber doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your<BR>
> family<BR>
> A cucumber won't ask to be put through Medical school<BR>
> A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually<BR>
> A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy."<BR>
> A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised catholic,<BR>
jewish,<BR>
or<BR>
> orthodox vegetarian<BR>
> A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property<BR>
settlement,<BR>
> or seek custody of anything<BR>
> An average cucumber is at least seven inches long<BR>
> At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat<BR>
> Cucumbers stay hard for a week<BR>
> Cucumbers don't get too excited<BR>
> Cucumbers are easy to pick up<BR>
> Cucumbers can get away any weekend<BR>
> Cucumbers don't care if you are a virgin<BR>
> Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin<BR>
> Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin<BR>
> Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall<BR>
> Cucumbers don't have sex hangups<BR>
> Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bad with your<BR>
boots<BR>
> on<BR>
> Cucumbers aren't into leathers and chains, talking dirty, or<BR>
swinging<BR>
> with fruits and nuts<BR>
> Cucumbers never need a round of applause<BR>
> Cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How<BR>
many<BR>
> times?<BR>
> Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski/tennis<BR>
instructors<BR>
> Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations<BR>
> Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your<BR>
next<BR>
> one<BR>
> Cucumbers can handle rejection<BR>
> Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or<BR>
drool<BR>
> on the pillow<BR>
> Cucumbers won't give you a hickey<BR>
> Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in<BR>
the<BR>
wet<BR>
> spot<BR>
> Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month<BR>
> Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for him<BR>
> Cucumbers never asnwer your phone or borrow your car<BR>
> Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest<BR>
> Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor<BR>
> Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub<BR>
> Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold<BR>
> Cucumbers can't count to "10"<BR>
> Cucumbers don't tell you they like you better with longer hair<BR>
> Cucumbers never have mid-life crisis<BR>
> Cucumbers never have to tell you what they did while on vacation<BR>
> Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do<BR>
> Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom<BR>
> Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers<BR>
> It's easy to drop a cucumber<BR>
> No matter how you slice it, you can always have your cuke and eat<BR>
it<BR>
too<BR>
> No matter what age group you are in, you can always get a fresh<BR>
cucumber<BR>
> With a cucumber you can get a single room ... and you won't have<BR>
to<BR>
> check in as "Mrs." Cucumber<BR>
> With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once<BR>
> With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry<BR>
> With a cucumber, you don't have to play Florence Nightingale<BR>
during<BR>
the<BR>
> flu season<BR>
> With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it<BR>
> You won't find out that a cucumber is: married on penicillin<BR>
trying to<BR>
> screw your sister.<BR>
> You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle<BR>
> You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket .. and you know how firm<BR>
it<BR>
is<BR>
> before you take it home<BR>
> You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it<BR>
> You can go to movie with a cucumber ... and see the movie<BR>
> You always know where YOUR cucumber has been<BR>
> You won't find out later that your cucumber: is married, is on<BR>
> penicillin or have AIDS<BR>
> You don't have to wait until halftime to talk to your cucumber<BR>
><BR>
> And don't forget:<BR>
><BR>
> All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.<BR>
> You can keep as many cucumbers as you want.<BR>
> Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house.<BR>
> Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like.<BR>
> Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then demand that you take care<BR>
of<BR>
> them when they get sick.<BR>
> But on the other hand, cucumbers stay up ALL THE TIME.<BR>
> Cucumbers don't mind if you enjoy them and a movie at the same<BR>
time.<BR>
> Nobody calls you a bigot for having a favorite kind of cucumber.<BR>
> The cucumbers you raise don't desert you.<BR>
><BR>
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The following ad in The Atlanta Journal received numerous calls:<BR>
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship; ethnicity unimportant. I'm<BR>
a<BR>
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the<BR>
woods,<BR>
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy<BR>
winter<BR>
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of<BR>
your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the<BR>
front<BR>
door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss<BR>
me<BR>
and I'm yours.<BR>
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Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy.<BR>
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society<BR>
about<BR>
an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever.<BR>
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Men are so easy. . .<BR>
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I saw this on the Les board, and had to borrow it<BR>
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THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP <BR>
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1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks from time <BR>
to time, cleans up and has a job. <BR>
<BR>
2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh. <BR>
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3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie <BR>
to you. <BR>
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4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who likes to be <BR>
with you. <BR>
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5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="385.html">Too funny Teresa! I just wondered over here because my friend sent that to me this evening & I was going to pass it along.....I thought it is "hussy-esq"> Great minds do think alike :)~ (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>23:06:09 05/20/03 Tue</i>
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<li><a href="386.html">Hey girlfriend, havent heard from you in a while.....cant wait to see you in Vegas next month.....you are still coming.....right????? (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>05:14:54 05/21/03 Wed</i>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the Round 3 is complete. Listed below are those that made it to the Sweet 16.<BR>
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You can now vote for the Sweet 16 til Thursday, May 15th. The Top 2 in each category will move on to the Elite 8.<BR>
<BR>
The winners from Round 3 are as follows:<BR>
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Movies<BR>
Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Vin Diesel, Mel Gibson<BR>
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Television<BR>
Goran Visnjic, William Peterson, James Marsters, David Boreanaz<BR>
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Music<BR>
Trace Adkins, Rascal Flatts, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith<BR>
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Sports<BR>
Edgar Martinez, Ben Davis, Wesley Cotton, Mark Phillippoussis<BR>
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So did your favorite make it through? If so and you want him to make it to the Elite 8, then make sure you vote and vote often.<BR>
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MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
You accidentally over-salt a dish while its still cooking dropin a <BR>
peeled<BR>
potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up".<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.<BR>
Please recite after me, the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you <BR>
will eat<BR>
it and I don't care how bad it tastes".<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your<BR>
forehead. The throbbing will go away.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might <BR>
still<BR>
have a headache but who gives a shit?<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to <BR>
prevent ice<BR>
cream drips.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's <BR>
sake.<BR>
You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it <BR>
anyway.<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the<BR>
potatoes.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to <BR>
a<BR>
Year.<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the <BR>
dry<BR>
cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of <BR>
the<BR>
cake.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Go to the bakery. They will even decorate it for you.<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
Brush some beaten egg whites over pie crust dough before baking it to<BR>
yield a beautiful glossy finish.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg <BR>
whites<BR>
over the crust, so I just don't do it.<BR>
<BR>
MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing <BR>
gloves.<BR>
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.<BR>
<BR>
REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Go ask that very cute guy next door to do it.<BR>
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MARTHA STEWART:<BR>
Don't throw out that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cube for future <BR>
use in<BR>
casseroles and sauces.<BR>
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REAL WOMEN:<BR>
Leftover wine????<BR>
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Bite me, Martha!<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:50:06 05/10/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the Round 2 is complete. Sorry for the delay in getting Round 3 up. Been busy this week with job interviews.<BR>
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You can now vote for Round 3 til Monday, May 12th. We are now down to 24. The Top 4 in each category will move on to Round 4 - The Sweet 16.<BR>
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The winners from Round 2 are as follows:<BR>
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<b>Movies</b><BR>
Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, Matthew McConaughey<BR>
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<b>Television</b><BR>
Goran Visnjic, William Peterson, Tom Welling, Julian McMahon, James Marsters, David Boreanaz<BR>
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<b>Music</b><BR>
Trace Adkins, Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban, Tim McGraw, Fred Durst, Toby Keith<BR>
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<b>Sports</b><BR>
Edgar Martinez, Ben Davis, Wesley Cotton, Mark Phillippoussis, Andy Roddick, James Blake<BR>
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So did your favorite make it through? If so and you want him to make it to the Sweet 16, then make sure you vote and vote often.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>07:27:52 05/04/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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I voted! Was pleased to see Colin Firth still in the runnin' and a bit, well, tittilated to see Keith Urban in the line-up, too. Toby Keith is another fave.....he's kinda got that redneck, rough boy "I'll kick yer dog if you talk about my Mama" look about 'im, don'tcha think?<BR>
Checked out the site again, too. When you gonna add to it, l'il homey? Looks like it's gonna be a fun one once it's finished, methinks.<BR>
Have a beaut of a Sunday, y'all!<BR>
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<li><a href="377.html">I'm still hoping to get to it between job interviews. Have lots of updates to the site that's for sure. Good to see you around Moonshine Shirl.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>13:41:04 05/10/03 Sat</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>04:43:24 05/06/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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SO many good looking men, so little time.....damn!<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>11:17:25 05/01/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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Seniors Alphabet<BR>
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A for arthritis,<BR>
B for bad back,<BR>
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?<BR>
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D is for dental decay and decline,<BR>
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.<BR>
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F is for fissures and fluid retention<BR>
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention<BR>
H high blood pressure I'd rather have low)<BR>
I for incisions with scars you can show.<BR>
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J is for joints, that now fail to flex<BR>
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L for libido--what happened to sex?<BR>
Wait! I forgot about K!<BR>
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent<BR>
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)<BR>
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N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck<BR>
O is for osteo- and all bones that crack<BR>
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few<BR>
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!<BR>
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Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?<BR>
R is for reflux--one meal turns into two<BR>
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S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears<BR>
T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears <BR>
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow<BR>
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.<BR>
W is worry, now what's going 'round?<BR>
X is for X ray--and what might be found.<BR>
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Y for another year I've left behind<BR>
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,<BR>
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,<BR>
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!!!<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>14:42:21 04/30/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the Round 2 is finally up and ready to accept your votes. Round 2 is set up a bit differently. It is all explained above.<BR>
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The results from the last go around was as follows:<BR>
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Movies - Action vs. Comedy<BR>
Ben Affleck (70%) vs. Tim Allen (30%)<BR>
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Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy<BR>
Tom Cruise (26%) vs. Matthew McConaughey (74%)<BR>
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Television - Drama vs. Comedy<BR>
Chris Noth (67%) vs. Kevin James (33%)<BR>
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Television - Daytime vs. Other<BR>
Shemar Moore (41%) vs. Alexis Denisof (59%)<BR>
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Music - Rock vs. Country<BR>
Lenny Kravitz (9%) vs. George Strait (91%)<BR>
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Music - Pop vs. Other<BR>
Justin Timberlake (30%) vs. Fred Durst (70%)<BR>
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So the ones moving forward are <b>Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, Chris Noth, Alexis Denisof, George Strait, and Fred Durst</b>.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>23:31:37 04/24/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the last part of Round 1 is finally up and ready to accept your votes.<BR>
<BR>
The results from the last go around was as follows:<BR>
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Movies - Action vs. Comedy<BR>
Hugh Jackman (92%) vs. Eddie Murphy (8%)<BR>
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Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy<BR>
Brad Pitt (92%) vs. Richard Gere (8%)<BR>
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Television - Drama vs. Comedy<BR>
Goran Visnjic (92%) vs. Danny Masterson (8%)<BR>
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Television - Daytime vs. Other<BR>
Chad Brannon (42%) vs. Tom Welling (58%)<BR>
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Music - Rock vs. Country<BR>
Scott Stapp (32%) vs. Keith Urban (68%)<BR>
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Music - Pop vs. Other<BR>
Enrique Inglesias (70%) vs. Marc Anthony (30%)<BR>
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Sports - Baseball vs. Other<BR>
Alex Rodriguez (35%) vs. Mark Philippoussis (65%)<BR>
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Sports - Football vs. Other<BR>
Joey Harrington (30%) vs. Wally Szczerbiak (70%)<BR>
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So the ones moving forward are <b>Hugh Jacksman, Brad Pitt, Goran Visnjic, Tom Welling, Enrique Inglesias, Keith Urban, Mark Philippoussis, and Wally Szczerbiak</b>.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>06:40:10 04/21/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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Sorry these results and the next round of voting wasn't up when I said it would be. I wasn't feeling well this weekend, so was pretty much off the computer. But here it is. Also, the next round is ready for voting.<BR>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the next part of Round 1 is finally up and ready to accept your votes.<BR>
<BR>
The results from the last go around was as follows:<BR>
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Movies - Action vs. Comedy<BR>
Will Smith (74%) vs. Jim Carrye (26%)<BR>
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Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy<BR>
George Clooney (49%) vs. John Corbett (51%)<BR>
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Television - Drama vs. Comedy<BR>
Gary Dourdan (15%) vs. Eric McCormack (85%)<BR>
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Television - Daytime vs. Other<BR>
Steve Burton (10%) vs. Nicholas Brendon (90%)<BR>
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Music - Rock vs. Country<BR>
Joe Perry (17%) vs. Kenny Chesney (83%)<BR>
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Music - Pop vs. Other<BR>
Sting (26%) vs. Chris Isaak (74%)<BR>
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Sports - Baseball vs. Other<BR>
Mark McGwire (49%) vs. Andy Roddick (51%)<BR>
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Sports - Football vs. Other<BR>
Jason Sehorn (5%) vs. Wesley Cotton (95%)<BR>
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So the ones moving forward are <b>Will Smith, John Corbett, Eric McCormack, Nicholas Brendon, Kenny Chesney, Chris Issak, Andy Roddick, and Wesley Cotton</b>.<BR>
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities<BR>
as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.<BR>
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"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."<BR>
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<li><a href="370.html">EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</a> -- Shirley, <i>04:43:41 04/21/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>18:12:17 04/18/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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Toilet Talk<BR>
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in a public restroom at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up too?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question, "Can I come over to your place after while?" Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So ... I say, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!" Then I hear the person say nervously...<BR>
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"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back,<BR>
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps<BR>
answering all my questions, bye!"<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.alert.gif"><a href="369.html">Hhhahaahahah! You had me goin' there for awhile, debIANn! Had to get to the end of it 'fore I recognized the joke.....Hhahha</a> -- Shirley, <i>04:42:30 04/21/03 Mon</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>19:20:36 04/16/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the next part of Round 1 is finally up and ready to accept your votes.<BR>
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The results from the last go around was as follows:<BR>
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<b>Movies - Action vs. Comedy</b><BR>
Colin Farrell (94%) vs. Freddie Prinze Jr. (6%)<BR>
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<b>Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy</b><BR>
Andy Garcia (18%) vs. Colin Firth (88%)<BR>
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<b>Television - Drama vs. Comedy</b><BR>
Jelle L. Martin (69%%) vs. Matt LeBlanc (31%)<BR>
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<b>Television - Daytime vs. Other</b><BR>
Maurice Bernard (19%) vs. Julian McMahon (81%)<BR>
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<b>Music - Rock vs. Country</b><BR>
Jon Bon Jovi (16%) vs. Trace Adkins (32%)<BR>
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<b>Music - Pop vs. Other</b><BR>
Rob Thomas (38%) vs. Rascal Flatts (63%)<BR>
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<b>Sports - Baseball vs. Other</b><BR>
Mike Piazza (73%) vs. Kurt Browning (27%)<BR>
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<b>Sports - Football vs. Other</b><BR>
Jake Plummer (38%) vs. Dale Earnhardt Jr. (62%)<BR>
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So the ones moving forward are <b>Colin Farrell Colin Firth, Jesse L. Martin, Julian McMahon, Trace Adkins, Rascal Flatts, Mike Piazza, and Dale Earnhardt Jr.</b><BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>15:19:41 04/15/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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Okay all you Lush Hussies, the next part of Round 1 is finally up and ready to accept your votes. Sorry for the delay.<BR>
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The results from the last go around was as follows:<BR>
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<b>Movies - Action vs. Comedy</b><BR>
Dwayne Johnson (19%) vs. Luke Wilson (81%)<BR>
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<b>Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy</b><BR>
Mel Gibson (68%) vs. Hugh Grant (32%)<BR>
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<b>Television - Drama vs. Comedy</b><BR>
Jeremy London (29%) vs. David Schwimmer (71%)<BR>
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<b>Television - Daytime vs. Other</b><BR>
Ingo Rademacher (18%) vs. David Boreanaz (82%)<BR>
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<b>Music - Rock vs. Country</b><BR>
James Hetfield (48%) vs. Tim McGraw (52%)<BR>
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<b>Music - Pop vs. Other</b><BR>
Mark McGrath (96%) vs. Andrea Bocelli (4%)<BR>
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<b>Sports - Baseball vs. Other</b><BR>
Edgar Martinez (75%) vs. Apollo Anton Ohno (25%)<BR>
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<b>Sports - Football vs. Other</b><BR>
Kurt Warner (22%) vs. James Blake (78%)<BR>
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So the ones moving forward are <b>Luke Wilson, Mel Gibson, David Schwimmer, David Boreanaz, Tim McGraw, Mark McGrath, Edgar Martinex, and James Blake</b><BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.alert.gif"><a href="364.html">Boooo Yeahhhhh! Colin Firth!! Dat man be's go'guss!</a> -- "Moonshine" Shirley, <i>11:37:31 04/16/03 Wed</i>
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<li><a href="365.html">I'll Boooooooo Yahhhhhh Colin Firth also. He's just so damn sexy. Loved him in his new movie, What a Girl Wants. Also has a new one coming out with Emma Thompson and Hugh Grant. My guess is this summer.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>16:34:35 04/16/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>12:17:51 04/12/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Below are the result from the voting that took place yesterday.<BR>
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<i><b>Movies - Action vs. Comedy</i></b><BR>
Vin Diesel (90%) vs. Ashton Kutcher (10%)<BR>
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<i><b>Television - Drama vs. Comedy</i></b><BR>
William Peterson (88%) vs. Matthew Perry (12%)<BR>
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<i><b>Television - Daytime vs. Other</i></b><BR>
Joshua Morrow (7%) vs. James Marsters (93%)<BR>
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<i><b>Music - Rock vs. Country</i></b><BR>
Kirk Hammett (9%) vs. Toby Keith (91%)<BR>
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<i><b>Music - Pop vs. Other</i></b><BR>
Jon Rzeznik (20%) vs. Harry Connick Jr. (80%)<BR>
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<i><b>Sports - Baseball vs. Other</i></b><BR>
Ben Davis (98%) vs. Jeff Gordon (2%)<BR>
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<i><b>Sports - Football vs. Other</i></b><BR>
Tom Brady (94%) vs. Pete Sampras (6%)<BR>
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So moving to the next round will be:<BR>
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<b>Vin Diesel, Tom Hanks, William Peterson, James Marsters, Toby Keith, Harry Connick Jr., Ben Davis, and Tom Brady</b><BR>
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Voting has now begun for the next stage. Happy Voting everyone.<BR>
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<li><a href="357.html">Yea, my boyfriend Ben Davis won!!! Gee, I wonder how that happened <WEG> (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>15:58:26 04/12/03 Sat</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsdown.gif"><a href="358.html">I guess I didnt vote enough for Joshua Morrow and Ashton Ketcher......darnnn (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- MTAT - Teresa, <i>10:00:42 04/13/03 Sun</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.thumbsup.gif"><a href="359.html">No babe, tis just that Spike has it all over Joshua. Spike is one FINE looking man!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Bay City Bomber Bear, <i>18:54:36 04/13/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="360.html">I SO agree with that....he is most fine.... (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>12:47:15 04/14/03 Mon</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.mischief.gif"><a href="363.html">You got that right -- Spikey boy can bite me anytime he wished. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>02:03:43 04/16/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:08:55 04/14/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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I'm working on the next stage of the contest and the new voting block will be up soon, possibly early evening.<BR>
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I need to run to Walmart and get some pics developed, then I will finish with the graphics for this phase of the contest.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>19:59:53 04/09/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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so......I stole this from the Les board.....shoot me :)<BR>
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Hangover rating system <BR>
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One Star Hangover (*) <BR>
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. <BR>
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Two Star Hangover (**) <BR>
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM FIFTH WHEEL excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. <BR>
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Three Star Hangover (***) <BR>
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. <BR>
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. <BR>
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Four Star Hangover (****) <BR>
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that <BR>
can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) <BR>
Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. <BR>
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Five Star Hangover, (*****) <BR>
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners <BR>
of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now.... <BR>
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK : <BR>
Indubitably <BR>
Innovative <BR>
Preliminary <BR>
Proliferation <BR>
Cinnamon <BR>
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: <BR>
Specificity <BR>
British Constitution <BR>
Passive-aggressive disorder <BR>
Loquacious Transubstantiate <BR>
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: <BR>
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex <BR>
Nope, no more booze for me <BR>
Sorry, but you're not really my type <BR>
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight <BR>
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="355.html">Heck, I can't even say any of those things when I'm sober! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=355"><b>Dagger Debiann</b></a>, <i>11:02:34 04/12/03 Sat</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>20:43:45 04/11/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=2181">http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=2181</a><BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>01:33:11 04/11/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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The results for in for the first poll. The category up was Movies - Drama vs. Romantic Comedy.<BR>
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We had Harrison Ford vs. Tom Hanks. <BR>
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The final results had Harrison Ford receiving 48% of the vote and Tom Hanks receiving 52% of the vote.<BR>
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<b>So the one to proceed is Tom Hanks.</b><BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.shades.gif"><a href="353.html">Dammit! I knew I didn't vote enough. Not that Tom isn't cute and all, but Harrison Ford is much hotter. (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Tequila Terry, <i>14:37:48 04/11/03 Fri</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>01:41:25 04/11/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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Not sure if it was fully explained how this will work.<BR>
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We have it broken down into the following categories and we have 6 entrants in each subcategory.<BR>
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Movies - Action, Drama, Comedy, & Romantic Comedy<BR>
Television - Drama, Daytime, Comedy, & Other<BR>
Music - Rock, Pop, Country, Other<BR>
Sports - Baseball, Football, Other<BR>
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The first round is a main elimination round. It's going to proceed like this.<BR>
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Movies - Action vs. Comedy & Drama vs. Romantic Comedy<BR>
Television - Drama vs. Comedy & Daytime vs. Other<BR>
Music - Rock vs. Country & Pop vs. Other<BR>
Sports - Baseball vs. Other & Football vs. Other<BR>
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In the sports category, baseball & football have 5 entrants each. The Other category has 10. We set up a Other subcategory to catch other athletes who are involved in various sports.<BR>
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The voting will continue in this pattern until we have 1 winner from each main category (Movies, Television, Music, & Sports). This will make up our Final 4.<BR>
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Then we will have Movies vs. Music and Television vs. Sports.<BR>
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From here we will have our Finals. The winner of the finals will be crowned our <b>Hunk of the Hardwood 2003.</b><BR>
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I hope I was able to explain this clearly. If you have any questions or need clarification if you don't recognize anyone, please email me and I'll try to help you.<BR>
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<b><i>SO HAPPY VOTING</b></i><BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>01:25:27 04/11/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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Okay, the next 7 categories are up. Please click on the link and you'll be taken to the poll.<BR>
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I had to do it this way, so we can vote on multiple entrants.<BR>
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Once the number of entrants decreases a bit, the poll most likely be brought back to the board.<BR>
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This way the voting will go by much quicker.<BR>
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Remember, you have til 9:am (pst) on Saturday, April 12th to vote for your favorites. Make sure they make it thru to the next round.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>02:13:30 04/09/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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I'm really sorry for the delay gals. Was having major problems with my graphics program, and also have been busy searching for a job. <BR>
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But the contest is now up and running.<BR>
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We are starting with the Movie category. First we have Harrison Ford (Drama) going against Tom Hanks (Romantic Comedy).<BR>
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So vote often for your favorite.<BR>
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The voting for this contest will end at Noon on Thursday, April 10th. Voting for the next portion will begin at 6 pm on the 10th.<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.idea.gif"><a href="348.html">I just voted! Wheeeeee-Dawgggyyyyy!!</a> -- "Moonshine" Shirley (from Virginny, y'know), <i>16:00:10 04/09/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>12:58:30 04/09/03 Wed</i><br></font>
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Cucumber, Pickle and Penis <BR>
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."<BR>
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The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."<BR>
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The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.talk.gif"><a href="347.html">Oh Mai Tai -- that is just toooooooooo funny.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>14:09:30 04/09/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>11:47:29 04/05/03 Sat</i><br></font>
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Voting will be commencing either later tonite or 1st thing tomorrow.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:40:46 03/20/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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Betsy how do you vote? I cant figure out. I have been trying to email you with your msn addy but it is over quota and i clicked on mail here and it says no such addy<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.talk.gif"><a href="340.html">Debby....Betsy is offline at the moment, her DSL got messed up and she hasnt been able to access her internet for just over a week. She should have things fixed monday, and we will need to get her our final lists for the contest, she was in the middle of that when she was laid off and wasnt able to complete it. Hopefully we can get this all done and the contest can start next week (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa (Sectretary & membership chairperson), <i>08:28:09 03/23/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="341.html">thanks Teresa how is Betsy doing ? (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=341"><b>Debby</b></a>, <i>13:39:38 03/23/03 Sun</i>
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<li><a href="343.html">Betsy is doing great, and is now back online...I am sure you will hear from her soon (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>05:33:17 03/25/03 Tue</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>13:42:01 03/23/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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11 Way's To Treat Mr. Penis<BR>
1) You've gotta "introduce" yourself to Willy Wonderful, i.e., "Hi ! I'm<BR>
Shirley ! Nice to meet ya, big guy !". Don't dive on it likes it's a raw<BR>
piece of meat and you're a starving pitbull! Be gentle. Stroke him nice<BR>
and easy. Make friends first.<BR>
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2) When (Not "IF")giving oral sex, don't suck so hard that you make an<BR>
industrial vacuum cleaner appear as a dust buster and suck the man's<BR>
eyeballs out of his sockets. Mr. Penis is a sensitive "guy" ya know. Be<BR>
gentle. Contrary to your practicing techniques in high school, the one<BR>
who "Melts" the popsicle first is not the winner.<BR>
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3) When sitting on top of a man, don't move too far forward or back. Up<BR>
and down is fine. What you're gonna do if you do move too far forward<BR>
and back is rip Mr. Penis right off Mr. Man's crotch. Mr. Penis isn't<BR>
made for that action. And, VERY Important. When going up and down, if<BR>
you should go up a little too high and Mr. Penis pops out, you are not a<BR>
basketball net, and Willy Wonderful is not a golf ball...your aim is not<BR>
that good, and your 100<BR>
+ Lbs, and this little Newton thingy called gravity will seriously <BR>
+ injure<BR>
Mr. Penis<BR>
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4) Hand jobs - When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail<BR>
and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love<BR>
sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms,<BR>
and remember ... when friction is the problem...lubrication is the cure.<BR>
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5) Proper care of the love Tool - like any good tool you wanna keep<BR>
around for a while you've gotta take good care of it just as you do your<BR>
car. Wash him off after and dry him gently. Oil him frequently, and have<BR>
him park in the garage as often as you can. Never bend, fold spindle or<BR>
mutilate. You'll get years of use out of him that way.<BR>
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6) If Mr. Penis appears uninterested, he's just being coy or stupid.<BR>
That's where you have to use step #1 again. If no response, then you<BR>
sure gave him a good workout the first time. Good for you !<BR>
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7) Never, ever play "crush the grapes" with Mr. Penis's two friends, Mr.<BR>
Balls. Nothing can make Mr. Penis shrink faster. Not even ice or a nude<BR>
Pic of Janet Reno and the Queen Mother playing chess at the Naturalist<BR>
beach last July.<BR>
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8) If you're a golfer, never use Mr. Penis as a tee.<BR>
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9) If Mr. Penis can't "throw up" then his owner worked too hard on<BR>
pleasing you. Be thankful. If Mr. Penis spits too soon, be proud that<BR>
you had that effect on him...not everyone can have that effect on him.<BR>
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10) If you don't want Mr. Penis so deep, don't say, "Shit ! Not that<BR>
deep ! What are you doing . . . drilling for oil??" Say, "Wow you're<BR>
much bigger than I thought. Could you take it a little easier on me?"<BR>
And never never say "Is it in?".<BR>
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11) When you are done, always thank Mr. Penis. Mr. Penis has feelings,<BR>
and Mr. Ego has bigger feelings. Without both of them being stroked, Mr.<BR>
Ego may make Mr. Penis look for appreciation in Mr. Neighbours wife.<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>10:41:27 03/14/03 Fri</i><br></font>
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and<BR>
pinched her on the butt and said,<BR>
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"If you firm this up, we could get rid of your control top<BR>
pantyhose."<BR>
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While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.<BR>
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The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her<BR>
breasts and said<BR>
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"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."<BR>
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This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him <BR>
by<BR>
his penis.<BR>
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With a death grip in place, she said,<BR>
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"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, <BR>
the<BR>
postman, the pool man and your brother."<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>23:43:48 02/18/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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Pete gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.<BR>
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. <BR>
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A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why Pete is screaming. <BR>
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"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" <BR>
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"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs Pete, "<BR>
and everytime I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." <BR>
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With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, <BR>
"You idiot!"<BR>
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You're sitting on the mop bucket<BR>
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<li><a href="337.html">OMG Debby, that's hilarious.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>23:42:36 03/12/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>11:43:12 03/03/03 Mon</i><br></font>
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here are the pics from dinner!<BR>
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<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.damorrisons.com/adm/interests/hussy/">Jimmy Macs</a><BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>21:42:06 02/09/03 Sun</i><br></font>
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Nice work Betsy! It's great to see fresh pictures of cute guys on the board. Not only are they cute, but they are nice too. And, they put on one heck of a show....we had soooo much fun seeing them and Toby Keith perform.<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="333.html">Glad you Hussies had a good time! Wish I was there too. They are cute too!</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>22:33:11 02/13/03 Thu</i>
<li><a href="334.html">Madonna, we had a FABULOUS time!!!! The music was awesome, the guys were sweet, we made them HONORARY Lush Hussies, and they seemed genuinely surprised and honored to be bestowed the titles of Gin Soaked Gary, Pour me a Double Joe Don and Jello Shot Jay...and their keyboard player Boh Cooper is Wa-BOH-rita Margarita. HEY BOH...WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!! POST DUDE!!!!!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>05:08:20 02/14/03 Fri</i>
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Calling all Lush Hussies!!!!!!! My sister in law Anna would love to be a part of our little group, but the girl needs a Lush Hussy name. She says her favorite drink is a frozen strawberry margarita. Come on lets give her a name<BR>
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<li><a href="331.html">I might have answered my own question......what about Margarita MANIAC Anna????? (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Teresa, <i>05:40:13 02/05/03 Wed</i>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>01:32:14 01/28/03 Tue</i><br></font>
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.<BR>
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She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."<BR>
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With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"<BR>
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Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.<BR>
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The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"<BR>
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The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"<BR>
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Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!<BR>
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<li><a href="327.html">Re: nude Gambler</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=327"><b>Anna Collier</b></a>, <i>16:29:54 01/28/03 Tue</i>
<li><a href="328.html">ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey chickie...yes this is our site....we would love to make you a member,,,but you would have to have a LUSH HUSSY name........what is your favorite drink my dear?????? (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>23:06:11 01/31/03 Fri</i>
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<li><a href="329.html">Re: ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey chickie...yes this is our site....we would love to make you a member,,,but you would have to have a LUSH HUSSY name........what is your favorite drink my dear??????</a> -- <a href="/76977/email?mid=329"><b>Anna</b></a>, <i>07:54:55 02/01/03 Sat</i>
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When I get big, fat, and juicy... <BR>
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. <BR>
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The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." <BR>
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The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." <BR>
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The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."<BR>
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<font size=-1><b>Date Posted:</b> <i>16:06:14 01/02/03 Thu</i><br></font>
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I posted this earlier on the EricFaulknersOneMoreTime list and thought that y'all might enjoy it here. :-)<BR>
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Kim - The Woody Stalker :D<BR>
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Blowjob Etiquette<BR>
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. <BR>
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2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. <BR>
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3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. <BR>
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4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. <BR>
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5. My ears are NOT handles. <BR>
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6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? <BR>
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7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. <BR>
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8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. <BR>
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9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. <BR>
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10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. <BR>
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11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games, smoke a cigarette, watch TV...etc.... immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. <BR>
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12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. <BR>
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13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. <BR>
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14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, etc.... <BR>
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15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. <BR>
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16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="321.html">OMG Kim . . .that is just too good and all the points are very valid. In fact I have said them many times to various boyfriends esp. #3, #6, #8, #10, #12, and #13</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>09:01:26 01/03/03 Fri</i>
<li><a href="322.html">Betsy told me to come check this out, I almost CHOKED, God this is so funny. WAY TO GO KIM!!!! (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>12:24:37 01/05/03 Sun</i>
<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="324.html">Hummm! I wasn't aware that there was an etiquette! Glad to know. I'll keep those in mind! ha</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>14:45:20 01/07/03 Tue</i>
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OH MY GAWD.. drool.. he is SO sexy.. slurp... someone pass me a bucket!<BR>
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.<BR>
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy~!$#<BR>
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<li><a href="319.html">You are right Mai Tai -- the consumption of alcohol has lead me to many of those things -- but do I learn my lesson -- naw it's too much fun over indulging.</a> -- Body Shot Betsy, <i>09:18:17 01/02/03 Thu</i>
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Since this is the Party season, I thought I'd give us something to think about.....And get this board going again!<BR>
Which one are You?<BR>
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they<BR>
could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. <BR>
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost <BR>
all counts. The results:<BR>
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Drink: Beer<BR>
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.<BR>
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.<BR>
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Drink: Blender Drinks<BR>
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.<BR>
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her<BR>
cabana boy.<BR>
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Drink: Mixed Drinks<BR>
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,<BR>
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.<BR>
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If<BR>
she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.<BR>
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Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)<BR>
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated<BR>
yet giggles.<BR>
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend<BR>
quiet evenings with friends.<BR>
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Drink: White Zinfandel<BR>
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, <BR>
actually she has NO clue.<BR>
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...<BR>
this should be an easy target.<BR>
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Drink: Shots<BR>
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking <BR>
to get totally drunk... and naked.<BR>
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. <BR>
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her<BR>
mad!<BR>
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Drink: Tequila<BR>
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what<BR>
happens there.<BR>
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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with<BR>
guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:<BR>
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Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.<BR>
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Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get<BR>
laid.<BR>
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Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him<BR>
sophisticated image to help him get laid.<BR>
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Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but<BR>
getting laid.<BR>
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Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the<BR>
toothless waitress.<BR>
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White Zinfandel: He's gay!<BR>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.happy.gif"><a href="313.html">Well I'm the Shot Drinking and the Mixed Drink Drinker -- so does that make me a refined slut (rofl)</a> -- Betsy, <i>08:26:55 12/27/02 Fri</i>
<li><a href="314.html">Re: Your personality based on what you drink....Which one are You?</a> -- Mai Tai Maddy, <i>05:26:40 12/28/02 Sat</i>
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<li><a href="317.html">as long as they are young, good looking frat boys -- have no problem with that. Madonna -- suggestion -- when you reply to a message, just type your reply in the Message Subject Box. That way we don't have to click on your reply to see it.</a> -- Betsy, <i>09:14:16 01/02/03 Thu</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="315.html">Thats what I was thinking.....considering our Lush Hussy names....hmmmmm Body Shot Betsy, likes to party, get drunk and GET NAKED!, Tequila Terry - No explanations there, Everybody KNOWS ha ha, me I like the mixed drinks, but I am not THAT picky, nor am I high maintenence, I just want to get drunk and laid...ha ha ha (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Mixed to a T - Teresa, <i>09:59:46 12/28/02 Sat</i>
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<li><img border=0 src="/images/emot/s.wink.gif"><a href="318.html">Me get nekkid when shooting shots -- naw -- I just like flashing everyone my bodacious boobies (roflmao) (<i>NT</i>)</a> -- Betsy, <i>09:15:25 01/02/03 Thu</i>
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