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Date Posted: 00:39:52 07/31/02 Wed
Author: -DOUG-
Subject: Hey, Guru, Youse Doin' a Good Chob

So I's seein' this name Guru, and I's thinkin' youse gonna be givin' 'em some new age thing on writin', and it's all gonna be touchie feelie. Like gettin' in touch with your inner typewriter, and awakening the word processor wit'in or some such.

But nah, youse givin' 'em straight scoops wit'out da nuts,
like whenst youse tole' Frankie over dere about da key ta writin' is to be writin'. Reminds me o' Mrs. Pagalini from the neighbor, she dished it straight to ya. I think da impotence of da first 10 pages is allays gonna stick wit' that little Timmie. (Timmie is a boy, right? What momma would name her adult son Timmie?) I'll be sayin' I think they's all appri-...appri-.... I think they's all thankin' youse.

So's I got my question fer ya right here. I gots to be writing me a sitchy-u-ational monologue of my own fer my audition to a theatre group, and it's a toughie. I tried one whilest the character was callin' the technical support because he thought his computer was callin' him a swish, and one about a truck driver talkin' on the CB about his road rage, but I don'tst be seein' that as the fun topics for the audience.

What's the character sitchy-ation monologue you see dat's dyin' to be writ'?

-DOUG-

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