>While don't you just get rid of the vacuum cleaner,
>the dryer, and any electric shavers and toothbrushes
>in the house while you're at it? Oh,and don't forget
>the water hose. And you probably need to cut her
>hands off, too. Maybe you'd prefer she just do the
>right thing and fuck the neighbor boy? WHAT IS YOUR
>HANGUP? Having lived in France for four years I can
>honestly say that Americans are the most hung-up
>people I know. Guess you don't mind having her watch
>horror movies. Violence is cool. But heaven forbid
>we should enjoy something as natural and God-given as
>SEX. OMAGOD! I can only hope for your daughter that
>you haven't made her feel dirty for the rest of her
>life. Women who feel that way often turn to
>reassurance from men or lesbian lovers that they
>really are ok. Why don't you buy yourself a dildo,
>you frigid bitch? >I have just caught my 15 year old
>girl, masturbating
>>with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube.
>>Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but
>>I am concerned about other teenagers who are using
>>these products as masturbation aids. I think that we
>>should call for the banning of these so called game
>>consoles.
