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Date Posted: 16:32:47 10/10/04 Sun
Author: mikesapartment
Subject: Re: homeless blog re net graffitti
In reply to: plinkyponk 's message, "homeless blog re net graffitti" on 13:55:53 12/05/03 Fri

>homeless blog re cuckoo nest or net--type-graffitti
>-------------------------------------------------------
>-------------------------
> hello and welcome to my mind.
>
>letters to uncleBob colourful earthlingworm,
>Ionce went to this nightclub with my friend, except
>that I was so drunk I lost her somehow and ended up
>with three young lads (I was 42...its incredibly easy
>to get fixed up with young lads cos they love older
>women for some reason?..) It was a blackout type of
>thing.
>so i spent the rest of the night crying until I found
>my friend and then we went to a party.
>
>I must have looked great with all my make-up washed
>off because then I went in the kitchen ,which was full
>of lads, and one of them said'can we all have sex with
>you scummyears.?'(Iam actually called something
>dfferent from that in real life)...anyway , to
>continue I was really really shocked absolutely
>horrified so I said No but you can have a wanking
>comptetition. Don't ask me where I get my ideas from
>they just come to me in a flash of inspiration. So
>then I reclined on the kitchen board and all the lads
>started wanking. They kept trying to touch me and
>asking me to take my clothes off but I refused as I am
>not that type of girl.
>
>Then one of the girlfriends of a particularly
>enthusiastic wanker, who was standing on a stool,
>stormed into the kitchen shouting at him'what the
>bloody hell do you think you are doing?' luckily he
>had managed to tuck himself back into his trousers and
>i managed to look very innocent as her suspicious
>eyyes glared at me...because after all i wasnt doing
>anything except sitting on a kitchen board.
>
>
>After that theyr put someone on the door so noone
>could get in and they all set to. By now i was getting
>rather board(bored ..kitchen board ...ged it?...oh
>well please yourself) as I have a very low boredom
>threshold plus it was starting to get rather horrible
>as littul bits of spunk were coming out of all those
>willies pointing at me and landing on bits of me like
>my hair and face. yuk!!!
>
>
>Luckily just when it was all getting a bit much for me
>one of them ejaculated except it wasnt he peed but
>even more luckily he was down the bottom end of the
>kitchen so he only got pee on my shoes. So playing it
>all for all it was worth I was able to escape their
>evil clutches and scoot into the living room in a huff
>and he followed me out, apologising profusely. Phew
>how lucky can a girl get?
>
>42 and all the lads in the kitchen with me plus I
>didnt have to do a thing and all the women were dying
>to know what was going on and kept asking me but my
>lips were sealed...with dried up cum probably nowe I
>come to think of it.
>
>plus even better 5 years later i find out that I HAVE
>BIPOLAR AFFECTIVE DISORDER which is manic depression
>so it was my illness that made me do it as promiscuity
>is well known among bipolars.
>
>I have loads of other stories.
>would you like to hear them?
>
>and with that plinkyplonk rode out of town humming a
>happy littul tune...la la la la la
>
>
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