If you are on drugs, then you may want to contact one of these Microsoft education partners, who will be happy to accept your money: | | |
| - Send money to distant stranger
- Possibly receive substances
- Which may be mostly harmless
- Put some in your mouth
- See what happens
- Your penis may not shrivel and fall off
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Once you are adequately impoverished, maybe you will stop buying drugs! Sure, while you are still on drugs, you will enjoy buying Microsoft Windows and related products, but you can continue doing that by using a credit card. Or, I suppose, you could decide to run Linux and avoid a lot of malware. But that would require clear thinking, and from your drug-consumption habits we can probably rule that out as unlikely. |