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Date Posted: Monday, June 19, 12:22:04pm
Author: JJ
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The Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says ... real slowly...
"So............... ya gonna vote Republican again?"

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>A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a >robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly >prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" > >The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make >conversation about global warming factors, Quantum >physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental >interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and >sexual proclivities. > >The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is >really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks >out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for >another drink. Again, the robot serves him the >perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your >IQ?" > >The man responds, "About a 100." > >Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, >about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, >favorite fast foods, guns, and women. > >Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides >to give the robot one more test. He heads out and >returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your >IQ?" > >The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." > >And the robot says ... real slowly... >"So............... ya gonna vote Republican again?"
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