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Date Posted: Saturday, May 13, 09:02:54pm
Author: Brassman
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I think I'VE been cured!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect
him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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>The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning >about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted >Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous >and high-risk behavior. > >The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is >pronounced "gonna re-elect >him." > >Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been >screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of >individuals infected include: anti-social personality >disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic >overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to >incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and >paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's >own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, >uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography >and history,tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, >and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. > >Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this >destructive disease originated only a few years ago >from a bush found in Texas.
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