The Rock is here to win -- EWF

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Date Posted: 14:23:50 04/07/02 Sun
Author: THE ROCK
Subject: The Rock is here to win

[Scene]
The scene opens at a local house show in Jacksonville Arena in North Carolina. A jobber match between 2 men has just ended and the crowd waits in anticipation for the next exciting match. The DreamTron comes on showing the parking lot backstage. A long black limo pulls up and out walks the Rock! He's wearing black athletic pants with white stripes down the side, a Brahma Bull cut off muscle shirt and a pair of oasis sunglasses. He carries out his gym bag and walks up to the door showing security his pass. He walks backstage down a hallway as the show goes to commercial...When it comes back it again shows the Rock backstage just now getting to his lockerroom. He unlocks the door and puts away his things. The camera then switches to the front and begins panning around the arena. Then blue and white pyrotechnics go off as The Rock's theme music hits over the p.a system. He walks out as the crowd begins to chant his name. He looks both ways and then walks down the ramp. He slides in the ring and goes to the left turnbuckle raising his fists in the air. He then is handed a microphone by the ring announcer. He waits for the crowd to calm down before speaking and seconds later puts the microphone to his mouth.

[The Rock]
FINALLY, The Rock, has come back, to Jackkkksonville! ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY!
Now let the Rock set some things straight, all you jabronis backstage, you all suck! The fact of the matter is this, it dosen't matter where you from, who you are or what your wife's name is, it just matters that The Rock is going to do his job and that's whoop some candy ass! You see backstage I saw the president of this god forsaken fed and I asked myself, why join? Well the reason for all of you who don't know, I am the people's champion, and the people, the PEOPLE, told me that this was the perfect federation for me! So I joined and NOW, i'm going to win what's mine, that would be the EWF World Title! Nobody will stop me, not Bret Hart, HHH, Christian, Angle, jackasses, all of them are. I am the next world champion, your looking at him and come Carnage I'll be the winner of my match against Kane and Mckenzie which brings me to these jackasses.

First off on my list, Mckenzie...Who in the blue hell, are you?! What kind of a name is that, Mckenzie, hell I don't know if your a man or woman, but it dosen't matter what your name is because the fact of the matter is you suck and I face you in this very ring so the fact will be that I The Rock will whip your candy ass all over this ring until you beg, BEG me to stop, I am here on a mission and until it's accomplished everyone, even the president, will go through hell! Nobody will stop me and this remains the fact!

Now onto the other, the Big Red Jackass! Back in the days when his burnt ass was still a kid, he'd play on the playground and little Kaney would go,"Oh can I play puhlease" And the kids would kick his ass, and now i'm gonna be just like those kids and whoop your son of a b###h ass all over this ring! Now sonny, Kane, face the fact, your a very dumb man, first off, if you go online and go to a unofficial WWF site they have pics of you not burnt so we know your not really burnt, it's just a thing to sell merchandise, yes little boys, he's lying, unlike me I say something and I stick to it because the man who said there's nothing to fear but fear itself couldn't bend me! So Kane, Mckenzie, haha, come this Carnage, you'll feel the pain and the pain of the rock bottom slash people's elbow! Oh and by the way, Kurt Angle Sucks!

[Scene]
He then drops the mic and goes to the left turnbuckle raising his fist in the air as millions of lights go off from cameras. He then walks backstage whilst his music plays.

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