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Date Posted: 18:33:38 04/09/02 Tue
Author: Jeff F'n Razor
Subject: Jake Styles

[Scene opens at a local drug store. Jeff Razor is at a counter buying some aspring. He's wearing some And1 shorts, a white muscle shirt, and a black hat. The lady at the counter gazes at him being so everly careful at not dropping anything or screwing up.]

Jeff Razor: Hey, woman, can I have my medicine please?

Woman: Don't you face that Jake Styles tonight, ohhh he's so dreamy, but your the hottest!

Jeff Razor: Oh, you mean that preppy faggot who I face tonight? Well after i totally beat him to an oblivion we might become partners, who knows, but were taking out this federation and running it into the ground...HURRY UP, I have to go to the arena which is 2 hours away!

Woman: Well take my number atleast!

Jeff Razor: Thanks, uh, i guess, well i guess i'll be going now, i have a headache from listening to that man, now i can finally shut him up, see ya lady!

[He walks out the door ad gets in his f150 truck, he speeds off and through the back window tosses the phone number of the woman right out the window and the he speeds down the road to the arena.

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