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Date Posted: 20:16:31 04/04/02 Thu
Author: Jeff Razor
Subject: Nobody can beat me, sting sux

Jeff Razor
You've been sent a roleplay because your in the NWF, the roleplay is clean so no worries!

"the man who said there's nothing to fear but fear itself couldn't bend me"

[-Scene-]
The scene opens in a park in L.A. Various people are jogging or simply walking their dogs. It's about 5:00 a.m in the morning as the fog and dew is still lifting. A homeless man sits against a tree reading a book that is old and very dirty. Over by the park is a bench and sitting there is Jeff Razor. He's reading a newspaper and wearing black FUBUwear jeans and a black jacket. He looks up and sees the camera sets the newspaper aside. He then tells the cameraman to take a seat and looks over at the homeless man shaking his head. He then looks back at the camera.

[-Jeff Razor-]
I've yet to get a match here in the NWF which is making me quite mad, I'd appreciate it if I could get a #1 contendership match or even a match at all. Now lately I've looked around and backstage and haven't seen any other wrestlers. It surprises me since I know NWF is one of the greatest feds to ever exsist, but it's starting to scare me, I mean what started as a federation is now a ghost and really I have no clue where anyone is. I've looked for the president's office, but when I got there he was gone, heck the janitor is more popular than the world champion himself. Now don't get me wrong there's some talented roster backstage, I've seen them, but in recent weeks no signs have showed me of life in the NWF.

I know of course I am a "newcomer" or "jobber" as some call it, but if my memory serves me right, everyone and one time has become one of those and worked up to much, much bigger things. Though in this federation that's what I am as of lately, but atleast I do my part. Same goes in the UCW, a federation of turns and backstabbing and all that other juicy stuff, but I did my part, in every single federation I've been in i've done my part and right now my part is to get gold, all I want is what I deserve, and that's a championship, the president knows it, the janitor knows it, the whole backstage knows it, and of course the fans know it. I'm unstoppable and inpropable to many and my time has come, it has come for me to start a new era, and era of destruction and hate and loved my so few and hated my most I will prove to the world what true player in this game is supposed to look and wrestle like.

Now let's go on to Degenerate, this man is the world champion, unbeleivable? Belive it. I saw him in the ring from past cards and must say he is quite the little bugger, but compare him to me and he seems like another fish in the sea. I am the true one and only idol who deserves that title and like many others, you know it, the man filming me right now knows it, heck I think the homeless man reading his book knows it, and maybe the chick over there, jogging, knows it. I am so assured of myself I challenge Degenerate, title or non-title match, but remember if it is a non-title match, it means you just don't want your pretty little title taken away from you by me, a newcomer, a jobber, a idol...I will destroy you, taking your head and smacking it upside a pole, or maybe chokeslamming you off the top turnbuckle into the crowd, wouldn't they like that, their champion, Degenerate, being pummled by me, the one and only Razor. I bet if I did a spectacular move such as superplexing you off the titan tron seen at local house shows and cards, you would hear cheers even though the champ himself was in danger of being hurt so bad it could end his career. For what split second of jumping off and doing that move you hear the crowd cheering and errupting in the stands for you...Is it worth it? Yes. Night after night, day after day I work and I pray that I won't get hurt or lose my chances of getting the thing I love most, the gold. You could use your signature taunt and then do a ddt and they would pop, even if you do a closeline after closeline after closeline, you might hear someone or a small crowd pop. Why? It's because they like what they see, if they hate you they boo and if they love you they cheer, it's different reactions for everyone. Everyone has a favorite wrestler and like me I had Hulk Hogan in the WWF, now my favorite wrestler is when I look in the mirror. Yes, me, the only idol, I love how I wrestle and I love my techniques. I would never ever change them if you paid me 1 billion dollars because it isn't worth it, I like my submissions and my technician moves and my high risk manuever moves, I mean it makes me, that's what I am and that's why the fans love me so much, because I am what I am and nobody will take that away from me and once I win that gold, nobody will take it away from me, because the man who said there's nothing to fear but fear itself couldn't bend me! So Degenerate I ask you from one wrestler to another, do you accept my challenge, or do you know i'm just too good?

[-Scene-]
He gets up and picks his newspaper up from the ground which had fallen from the wind and walks over to the homeless man and gives the newspaper to him. The man smiles and thanks him and begins reading the news. Jeff Razor walks over to his black porche and gets in, revving up the engine and then speeding off down the quiet road.

Lines: 63
Quality: B+
OOC: Not my best or worst, I like it.

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