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Date Posted: 16:46:07 04/10/02 Wed
Author: Jeff Razor
Subject: Jake Styles & Kane = Dead

[Scene]
The scene breaks out in Hershey Pennsylvania at the Hershey Stadium. The house show is packed after seeing Carnage. Everyone wants to see more action and blood. The lighs go out everywhere as "Never Gonna Stop Me" by Rob Zombie hits over the p.a system, lights flicker white and lightblue signaling the crowd that Jeff Razor is about to walk out. He comes out wearing Blue tights with white lightning going down the side, on the back the Razor logo. He is wearing a see through white mesh shirt and has his hair tied back in a pony tail. He looks both ways at the crowd who begin chanting "You Suck" chants. He walks down the ramp as the chant begins and then slides into the ring, he goes to the left turnbuckle beating on his arms and raising his fists into the air. He jumps off and walks over to the ring announcer who gives a slight wince and hands over his mic to Jeff Razor. Jeff Razor waits for the chant to stop and then begins to speak.

[Jeff Razor]
I suck? I SUCK?! Ha, if I suck so bad then why did I, Jeff Razor win at the Carnage match? Enlighten me, please, because from what i hear, i kicked Jake Styles ass, and he knows it...He knows i'm out of his little league of closelines and suplexes, which is why he went and double teamed me, because he knew i'd kill him right there and then, he knows how dangerous I am and what I will do, and that's why he needs help, and weapons, he can't handle the fact, the fact that I am the best damn wrestler you'll ever, eeever, lay eyes on. So face it, what you did at Carnage you'll regret forever, and since yu've done that I want you out here now!

[Scene]
Jake Styles walks out naked! He runs down the ring and slides in, immediately Jeff Razor Cuts him and he lays there naked with nothing below his belly! AHHH! Then Kane runs out naked and faces the same fate. One by one they all come out and are demolished...Jeff Razor stands there and sees Bret Hart coming down on a wire, it snaps and he falls and dies in the ring, the crowd laughs and Jeff Razor pulls a machine gun out and begins killing, he then is handed a bazooka by the ref and blows the place up. He laughs histerically and shoots the whole roster and prez, he grabs a mic and says "sorry" and then says he quits, he sprays LOSER all over their backs and leaves as people die and EWF comes to an end!

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