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Subject: Well, since you were the only one to come bail me out of the Johnson County jail... Author: Kris Wrants [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 11:50:44 04/09/02 Tue In reply to: Annabel Lee 's message, "Oh my poor Krissy. Why don't you put your head on my shoulders and tell me all about it." on 11:43:49 04/09/02 Tue ...I am seriously considering leaving Landover. But after a weekend in Iowa City I've decided on converting to Universal-Unitarianism or become an atheist. As a member of U-U you can still go to church but you don't have to feel guilty about what you do during the rest of the week. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date I couldn't belong to a church that didn't make you feel guilty. Annabel Lee 13:26:04 04/09/02 Tue Oh, why not. It's not like I'm going to Hell, is it? (NT) -- Kris Wrants, 15:45:32 04/09/02 Tue Of course not, Kris...Here, drink. (NT) -- Annabel Lee, 16:13:30 04/09/02 Tue Thank you Annabel. I like to drink a little every now and then. Don't tell Harold I am bad boy, OK? -- A Naked Uncle Hakeem Sitting down between Kris and Annabel, 19:14:39 04/09/02 Tue Hi Uncle Hakeem..let me give you a little more room. You do know that's a Papal Chalice, don't you? -- Annabel Lee, 19:53:06 04/09/02 Tue Wonderful! If you will but refill it, I will pass the papist chalice down to the little fellah. -- Uncle Hakeem (But you could call him 'Lefty' ), 20:05:48 04/09/02 Tue Give me back my damn Papal Chalice!! It's for Krissy, DAMMIT! Here Kris, honey! (NT) -- Annabel Lee, 20:48:51 04/09/02 Tue Uh Oh, I am passing with wind now. Not all bubbles here come from machine. Apologies to you both. (NT) -- Uncle Hakeem (Lots of moles clustered around his neck area), 21:02:49 04/09/02 Tue Say is anyone here into swing-sets. Parties are loving me! (NT) -- Uncle Hakeem (5'8", 300+ pounds), 21:04:04 04/09/02 Tue Guards!! Escort Uncle Hakeem off the premises! (NT) -- Annabel Lee, 21:25:46 04/09/02 Tue OK, OK am only here to give ride. Harold is worried sick over little wife alone in big bad world. -- Uncle Hakeem (standing up), 21:28:58 04/09/02 Tue Tell Harold I'll be home in just a little while. Here you can have the bottle of wine. Now GO! (NT) -- Annabel Lee, 21:32:14 04/09/02 Tue Am not to leave premises without lovely Annabel. -- Uncle Hakeem, 21:51:42 04/09/02 Tue Hey is freaky hot-tub sex in good with the rule-book of this place? -- Uncle Hakeem (Ugly third world teeth), 22:02:28 04/09/02 Tue Uh..No Uncle Hakeem...Isn't it past your bedtime? -- Annabel Lee, 22:28:12 04/09/02 Tue Uncle Hakeem is crazy closet-swinger. Four wives not enough for Uncle Hakeem. -- Uncle Hakeem (Shedding lotsa hair into the pool), 22:40:25 04/09/02 Tue Harold! (calling on cell phone) Get your damn Uncle outa here! -- Annabel Lee, 22:45:53 04/09/02 Tue Just inside the front door baby! I'll be waiting. (NT) -- Harold the Happy Haji, 22:51:54 04/09/02 Tue Just inside the front door? Gee, I don't think we've ever done it there! -- Annabel Lee, 22:59:16 04/09/02 Tue Say goodbye to Uncle Hakeem dear. -- Harold the Horny Haji, 23:02:40 04/09/02 Tue Goodbye Uncle Hakeem! -- Annabel Lee, 23:04:03 04/09/02 Tue Allah Bless us everyone! (NT) -- Tiny Mustafa, 23:07:35 04/09/02 Tue No wait lovely Annabel. Use my cell. -- Uncle Hakeem (Standing to hand her the phone), 22:54:01 04/09/02 Tue She's gone Uncle Hakeem..You can sit down now! -- Jezebel Lee, 23:08:52 04/09/02 Tue Hey Baby! -- Sitting down next to Jezebel., 23:27:29 04/09/02 Tue Oh God! -- Jezebel Lee, 23:29:07 04/09/02 Tue Women don't normally say that until we are into 3rd hour of loverment. -- Uncle Hakeem, 23:41:11 04/09/02 Tue