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Date Posted: 09:59:15 05/04/02 Sat
Author: -.- with due apologies to War Eagle
Subject: It Hits The Spot Spot Spot

Attorney General John Ashcroft reportedly leads public sing alongs of his own patriotic songs at the Department of Justice, much to the dismay of many of his federal employees.



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It Hits The Spot Spot Spot {Sung to "Hot, Hot, Hot"}... -.-

{As Sung By Attorney General John Ashcroft}

Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, Ole ole!...

My song's called, 'Let The Eagle Soar'
It hits the spot, spot, spot
'Soar with freedom in her breast'
It hits the spot, spot, spot

'From rocky coast to golden shore'
I want all statues properly dressed
With none exposing her chest
'Let my ego soar!'

Yeah, we'll lower the boom
It hits the spot, spot, spot
It hits the spot, spot, spot

'As the land beneath her sighs, W. is my king!'
It hits the spot, spot, spot
Anoint me with cooking oil, let's sing to my song
It hits the spot, spot, spot

'This country's far too young to die
We can make it, if we try
Music's sweet, I can't resist'
'Oh, let my ego soar!'

Yeah, we'll lower the boom
It hits the spot, spot, spot
It hits the spot, spot, spot

Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, listen to me!
Ole ole ole, Ole ole!
Ole ole ole, Da Attorney Gee!

{break}

Yeah, we'll lower the boom
It hits the spot, spot, spot
It hits the spot, spot, spot
It hits the spot, spot, spot
It hits the spot, spot, spot...


Listen & watch Mr. Ashcroft's gutsy rendition of

'Let The Eagle Soar'


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