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Date Posted: 08:04:01 05/07/02 Tue
Author: Cari
Subject: More Daily Humor - State Mottos

>State Mottos:
> >> >
> >> > Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> >> >
> >> > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
> >> >
> >> > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
> >> >
> >> > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> >> >
> >> > California: By 30, Our Women Have More
> >> > Plastic Than Your Honda
> >> >
> >> > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> >> >
> >> > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The
> >> > Kennedy's Don't Own It ...Yet
> >> >
> >> > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals
> >> > In Our Water
> >> >
> >> > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids
> >> >
> >> > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
> >> > Extremism
> >> >
> >> > Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru"
> >> > (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
> >> > Your Money)
> >> >
> >> > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well O.K.,
> >> > We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
> >> > Are Real Good
> >> >
> >> > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> >> >
> >> > Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> >> >
> >> > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn !!
> >> >
> >> > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
> >> >
> >> > Kentucky: Five Million People --
> >> > Fifteen Last Names
> >> >
> >> > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun
> >> > Wackos But That's Our Tourism Campaign
> >> >
> >> > Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have
> >> > Cheap Lobster
> >> >
> >> > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
> >> >
> >> > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
> >> > Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
> >> >
> >> > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
> >> >
> >> > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And
> >> > 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> >> >
> >> > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About
> >> > Your Own State
> >> >
> >> > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax
> >> > Dollars At Work
> >> >
> >> > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky,
> >> > The Unabomber, Right-Wing
> >> > Crazies And Very Little Else
> >> >
> >> > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> >> >
> >> > Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> >> >
> >> > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone!!
> >> >
> >> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
> >> > I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> >> >
> >> > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
> >> >
> >> > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
> >> >
> >> > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
> >> >
> >> > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> >> >
> >> > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
> >> >
> >> > Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
> >> >
> >> > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
> >> >
> >> > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
> >> >
> >> > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
> >> > We Didn't Actually Surrender
> >> >
> >> > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
> >> >
> >> > Tennessee: The Educashun State
> >> >
> >> > Texas: "Si. Hablo Ingles." (Yes, I Speak English)
> >> >
> >> > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> >> >
> >> > Vermont: Yep
> >> >
> >> > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And
> >> > Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> >> >
> >> > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds
> >> > And Slackers!
> >> >
> >> > Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
> >> >
> >> > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
> >> >
> >> > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
> >> >
> >> > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ...
> >> > and the sheep are scared
> >> >
> >> >
> >>

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