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Date Posted: 16:54:29 05/07/02 Tue
Author: Cari
Subject: War Eagle, I just had to steal this for you
In reply to: Cari 's message, "I won't tell Mai, if you don't!" on 16:49:00 05/07/02 Tue

PW, posted this over at FS and I didn't know if you would catch it there or not. It cracked me up.

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said...

''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.''

Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt.

''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.''

The wife became mad and left him gardening alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.

When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said,

''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?''

The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

''What's the matter?'' he asked.

She replied...

''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill for one little old weenie, do you?''

Don't tell me any of your garden exploits have gone in this direction. Incidently, if I were his wife, he'd would never have made it to the bedroom alive, in the 1st place.

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