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Date Posted: 15:28:37 06/02/02 Sun
Author: Cari
Subject: More Daily Humor - laughing at ourselves

Changing A Light Bulb

Question: How many message board members does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1,001:

1 - to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 - to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 - to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 - to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

53 - to flame the spell checkers.

106 - to write to the board administrator complaining about
the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the message board.

41 - to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

99 - to post that the board is not about light bulbs and
to please take the discussion to alt.lite.bulb.

113 - to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

101 - to defend the posting to the message board saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to the message board.

156 - to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 - to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 - to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 - to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to the message board which makes light bulbs
relevant to the message board.

33 - to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 - to post to the board that they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 - to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 - to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 - to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb message board be established.

47 - to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.

123 - votes for the value of the alt.lite.bulb board and post.

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Replies:

You really should read this one, it is a little funny and a little true! (NT) -- Cari, 15:45:56 06/02/02 Sun
ROFLOL!! So true!! (I even stole this to show elsewhere. tee hee) (NT) -- WE67, 16:05:56 06/02/02 Sun
- You're welcome to pass it around naturally (NT) -- Cari, 16:12:18 06/02/02 Sun