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Date Posted: 10:42:13 06/03/02 Mon
Author: Cari
Subject: Daily horoscope - with a touch of humor and a slight techno-twist

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
After being disappointed with The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones you decide to put your foot down. You're only going to give George Lucas one more chance to get it right.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22
The barbecue you had on Memorial will be nothing compared to what happens to your Athlon when you forget to reattach your fan and heatsink.

Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
Asking for a raise never hurt anyone, but that's all gonna change this week when you do it while drunk.

Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
School's almost out and that can only mean one thing. Another reason to wish you were in school again and not chained to a desk.

Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
You won't believe it until you see it, a stunning 24 on a 3d8 ends the career of the promising Winston the Incompetent. You might want to bring your own dice next week.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Your company winds up in a heap of trouble when your CTO mistakenly thinks it's the Boy Scouts of America coming to do a software audit and not the Business Software Alliance.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
You'll realize it's not the soft job market that's keeping you unemployed, but the 20 hours a day you spend playing Grand Theft Auto III.

Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
You wouldn't believe your horoscope this week if I told you anyway.

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Sure you have a commitment to share everything with the open source community, but you're spouse isn't buying that as the reason you posted those nude photos on the Linux mailing list.

Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
An argument about whether Attack of the Clones or Spider-Man was a better movie could escalate into violence. Be sure to have your web shooters and fake light saber prepared.

Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
You will probably be fired this week. Next time, make sure the folder called "porn" is NOT shared on the network.

Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
While those magical herbs you bought online won't make your penis larger, they will turn your ears purple and make all your hair fall off. ALL of it.

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