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Date Posted: 11:06:21 06/03/02 Mon
Author: Cari
Subject: More Daily Humor - just for our War Eagle

I figured Alvin, Tweety and I have been picking on you lately with so many politicl cracks, that you deserved a reprieve. So, I hunted down this Alabama joke from an Auburn Tigers site for you. It's a little rough (my apologies to Alabamans), but I did nearly fall off my chair laughing at it.

Q > How many UAT freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A> None, it's a second year course.

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that enough was enough. They could not afford a larger doublewide. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed the Alabama plates on the pickup outside. So the doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ......", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

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Yikes!!! I'll get you my pretty!! (NT) -- WE67 die hard fan., 11:21:07 06/03/02 Mon
- What you don't like Alabama jokes??!! (NT) -- Cari, 11:33:57 06/03/02 Mon
  - LOL!! Love U of A jokes, not the state! 'S OK, I know what you meant. -- WE67, 12:27:01 06/03/02 Mon
    - Well at least I got it off an Auburn site with supposed U of A jokes -- Cari, 12:59:45 06/03/02 Mon
      - You are a dear jewel, Cari, and yes, I've printed it to show hubby. -- WE67 sent you email, 19:22:01 06/03/02 Mon
        Always glad to help... -- Cari, 19:27:23 06/03/02 Mon
        I know how you feel. When I feel this urge to correct spelling and grammar, -- WE67, 19:30:31 06/03/02 Mon
        I'm glad you resist temptatiion... -- Cari, 19:51:25 06/03/02 Mon
        Hahahahaha! OK, the first part---distraction; the second part---laziness. :-) -- WE67, 21:38:44 06/03/02 Mon
        Is that what you call it? -- Cari, 21:55:12 06/03/02 Mon
        Forgetting what? ;-) -- WE67, 06:29:48 06/04/02 Tue