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Date Posted: 00:53:27 06/04/02 Tue
Author: Cari
Subject: More Daily Humor - religious humor

Some children from a Sunday School class were presenting their end of the year program for the congregation - each telling a part of the life of Jesus.

When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy stood up and said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead!"

In whispers the teacher urged him to tell more of the story. "Tell about the tomb," she whispered.

"Oh yeh," he said, "Jesus told them to open the tomb, and then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing he didn't just say 'Come out!' because if he had, there would have been a real big stampede of dead guys coming out."

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