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Date Posted: 12:23:53 05/22/02 Wed
Author: Cari
Subject: Daily Humor - Seminars for Men

If the shoe fits . . . . .
Men: CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS.

Sign up by June 30.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants,

Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice-Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll---Do They Grow on the Holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5: The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware---Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6: Loss of Identity---Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help-line support and support groups.

Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside-Down While Screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8: Health Watch---Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9: Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real-life testimonials.

Topic 10: Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11: Learning to Live---Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online class.

Topic 12: How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation.

Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy---Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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