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Date Posted: 01:17:21 05/15/02 Wed
Author: Cari
Subject: Daily Humor - With apologies to my Texas Friends

You've got to admit, if you don't take it personally this is a little funny.

Flight into Dallas

The flight was coming into Dallas when a
combination of mechanical errors and unstable
weather caused the plane to start plummeting to
the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his
controls, and finally, the engines roared back
to life in time to prevent the plane from going
splat on the ground!

As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to
the disembarking gate and were stunned to see
200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally
the crew got off the plane and the local manager
of the airline came up to congratulate him on
his perseverance under extreme odds. As the
official and the pilot were talking, the official
commented how unusual it was that there were so
many midgets on the flight.

"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those
were Texans with all the shit scared out of them!"

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Replies:

Re: Daily Humor - With apologies to my Texas Friends -- YOsiebaby, 20:26:56 05/15/02 Wed
Pbbbbbbbbt -- zazoo shitless, 21:44:38 05/15/02 Wed
- Shrimp! (NT) -- Cari, 23:54:39 05/15/02 Wed