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Date Posted: 20:12:25 05/09/02 Thu
Author: Yosie
Subject: On exercise:

It is well documented that for every minute that
> you exercise, you add
> one minute to your life. This enables you at 85
> years old to spend an
> additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per
> month.


> My grandmother started walking five miles a
> day when she was 60. Now
> she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell
> she is.

>
> The only reason I would take up exercising
> is so that I could hear
> heavy breathing again.


>
> I joined a health club last year, spent
> about 400 bucks. Haven't
> lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.


>
> I have to exercise early in the morning
> before my brain figures out
> what I'm doing.


>
> I like long walks, especially when they are
> taken by people who
> annoy me.

>
> I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my
> stomach covers them.


>
> The advantage of exercising every day is
> that you die healthier.
>


>
> If you are going to try cross-country
> skiing, start with a small
> country.
>
>
> And last but not least:
>
> I don't exercise because it makes the ice
> jump right out of my
> glass.

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