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Date Posted: 12:25:22 04/15/02 Mon
Author: "The Fallen Angel" Taryn St. Archer
Subject: Dojo Or Bust!!

(The scene opens upon Taryn St. Archer walking around Dragon Belt's beloved dojo. He is looking around at all the candles and equipment that everyone's beloved vengeful spirit, Dragon Belt, uses for his training.)

St.A: Man alive, (covering his mouth and nose) Dragon Belt really needs to clean this place up. Honestly, Dragon Belt, (looking into the camera) you might want to think about using some sort of air freshener, and that's just for starters.

(Taryn walks over to the Wing Chun dummy that Dragon Belt is so very fond of. Taryn's name is written all over it.)

St.A: Oh look, Dragon Belt, decided to name this thing after me. I know you've never thought of me as being rather bright, but you know that I am a lot smarter than you'll ever give me credit for.

(Taryn begins to push the dummy over with his foot as he continues to look around the dojo.)

St.A: Dragon Belt, I came here to your little dojo to tell you how I'm upset, and how I'm going to hurt you badly. But, I really don't feel like it. (pounding his chest) My heart just isn't it, right now. You see, ever since I have failed to capture the ACE USA title the last time, I realized that maybe, just maybe, I should blame the real person behind my losing. It's not Dragon Tzu's fault I lost, nor is it Wild Willies fault or Commissioner Perez's fault. Hell, it's not even you, even though you've done your fair share of causing me trouble.

(Taryn walks through the paper doors and looks at the table where Dragon Belt and David were enjoying their Blizzards.)

St.A: No, it's none of the people I listed. Hell, it's not even me. The person most responsible for me losing is David. Yes, it was me dear old friend David who held me back for so very long. (he is visibly getting angrier and angrier as he stares into the camera) That's great that he told you all of those things, but did he tell you how much of a distraction he is? Did he tell you how much of a pain in the ass he is? Did he tell you how much it takes just to keep him happy all of the time? Apparently not, seeing as you've taken him under you wing. If you want him, he's yours, but, Dragon Belt, if you bring David around me, even for a second, I can't be held responsible for what I might do to him.

(Taryn is becoming visibly upset as he looks around the room.)

St.A: (composing himself as he chuckles) Hmmm, so you think that I'm a lot like Raven, huh Dragon Belt? Let me ask you this, when was the last time I said: "What about me? What about Taryn?" Sure, I complain, but, weren't you just doing that when you said that I got five title shots compared to your two? Maybe, if you weren't such a little pissant who walks around extracting revenge on everyone who looks at you cross-eyed, you might get a title shot. As far as myself looking like Edge, well, that's just a coincident. People are able to look how they do without even trying. In fact, you proved that wrong when you, in a jealous fit of rage that I got one of my five title shots, you dressed up just like ME to get that ACE USA belt.

(Taryn pauses briefly.)

St.A: You know, I think I just hit upon the real reason you want me so much, Dragon Belt, you're jealous. You are jealous of me. You're jealous that I've gotten more title shots than you, you're jealous that I have a personality, and you're jealous that I'm able to get the crowd going just by walking out to the ring. Sure, you're talented, but you haven't been able to get your shots due to the fact that you can't carry the belt with any sort of flair, no pun intended. Your jealous because everything you do is boring as all hell, I had to make several pots of coffee just to make it through your promo. And you're jealous because the only way you can get the crowd going is by coming down to the ring, dressed up as someone else, and then hit someone over the back of their heads with a wrench. If that isn't jealousy, than what is it? And don't tell me it's you getting back at everyone who screwed you over.

(Taryn walks back into the main part of the dojo, closing the door behind him.)

St.A: Now, as far as Dragon Tzu is concerned, I've gone over my promo countless times, and, I don't know what you saw, but, where in the hell did I attack the integrity of ACE USA? Where did I mention Gorgeous Greg, JJJ, Constellation, Dead Serious and Exciter? (getting upset) No where did I insult any of them. No where did I attack the tradition of ACE USA. And you're saying I have the gall to insult all of those people, ACE USA, and your father? If we weren't both members of ACE USA and lumberjacks for Commissioner Perez, I would have a serious problem with the gall you showed about questioning my allegiance to ACE USA. If I were a member of ACE Canada, why in the world would I be wrestling in ACE USA, huh jerky? (calming down) Yeah, we're going to be a team come April Attack, Dragon Tzu, but, after that, when you're in the ring, you might want to be careful.

(Taryn takes one last look around the dojo before heading towards the door.)

St.A: (shaking his head) Man, what a bunch of mooks.

(The scene slowly fades to black as Taryn closes the door behind him.)

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Re: Dojo Or Bust!! -- Dragon Belt, 12:20:09 04/16/02 Tue