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Subject: Late for maths.....

Author:
jess (groan)

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Date Posted: 00:37:03 07/23/02 Tue

Being Late for Maths!

I had just hopped out of bed when I realised the time. It was 1.30. I was late for school. I quickly hopped in the shower and washed my tits. As soon as I hopped out, I ran to my cupboard and got my socks out.

I boogied downstairs and had my rat pellets. I rushed to the broom station as mum had already gone to work and waited for the next broom. Unluckily it didn't come for another 1 hour. By the time I hopped on the broom it was 11:30. This was honky. I had missed my favourite class, Maths.

The broom I had taken drove straight past my school, and it was then that I realised I had taken the 46, not the 64. I didn't know what to do so I hopped off at the next station and caught the 64.

By this time it was 3.45. It was lunchtime so I ate my lunch on the broom. Eventually I arrived at school. Realising the building was locked, I turned around. Somebody was wanking down the street so I asked them why the school was shut.

The person then replied, "It's Saturday."

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