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Date Posted: 12:43:22 10/04/02 Fri
Author: Chaos.. super bard
Subject: This is my poetic spasm
In reply to: mr. poof 's message, "my poetic spazzm." on 00:00:04 10/04/02 Fri

Chaos almost died reading that poem
I think it's time Mr. Poofs came home
Don't worry, I'm your friend
right down to the very end
Don't make friends with Mr. Hooch
Or as Thompson would say, "You'll be pooched."
Yah, I know that line was a bit of a stretch,
bug me about it, and I'll hit you with a wrench
Oops, there I go again
I think I'm going to punch Ken
He's kind of being an ass
It appears those kind of people aroun me mass
THe guy with a locker next to mine
I think over me, he's starting to pine
But I don't really like him, he's a hopeless fool,
I'd rather have someone who's away at school
Why would God let Grendel have a beer?
Didn't the Danes want Beowulf to diminish their fear?
Egad, Lit is very strange
Oops, I'm on the wrong page
Mmmmm... I like to eat chocolate too
Want me to share some with you?
I wish I knew a wizard,
I'd get him to make a Blizzard
We had some fun times this summer
and the fact that it ended was a bummer
Remember the late nights at Timmy Ho's
I bet they thought we were a little off the nose
And washing the Duffmobile at 'Wash the Works'
ANd we scrubbed off the graphite spooge from the locks
Playing basement soccer late at night
I kicked the ball with all my might
You're lucky that ball never landed
I guess so am I, or my brain would have been disbanded
Because you would have shot me in the head
You tried to kill me by breaking my bed
We broke in many Rubbermaid containers
I guess they aren't built to hold two gamerz
This is a really good way to pass Lit class
I better pretend to pay attention or Matteson will have my ass
Shit! I have a history test next block about Hitler
I wonder what would happen if I yelled Hail Littler
You think he'd drop kick me across the room
Or just laugh like he was a mushroom
That really didn't make sense
Screw you, its poetic license
Weel, this is getting hideously long
It could almost be a lovely song
Poofs dude, don't be so stressed
I know its hard when you're so pressed
for time, but all you have to do is simple
Give me a shout, we'll talk about lobsters, and make a dimple
In a Rubbermaid container, for we'll chill in the cave
of geek, with computers and slinkys, broken rings that gave
us the power to control Chaos and Fear
And listen to my playlist on random, all that we'd hear
was 'Final Chapters' by Pennywise, again and again
Killing Zombies and Fallen all over the Den.
So if you ever find yourself to be sad
Just remember allthe good times, there's more than the bad.

Note: this wasn't written under the influence of alcohol, narcotics or caffiene... this is natural for me ;)

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