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Date Posted: 19:32:17 10/17/02 Thu
Author: Chiad
Subject: Re: Uhh..... my cookie scares me! O_o
In reply to: DG 's message, "Uhh..... my cookie scares me! O_o" on 17:05:23 10/17/02 Thu

>Behold the... weird fortune I got in my fortune
>cookie: "Accept the next proposition you hear."
>
>...Is it just me, or does that sound sleazy?? ^^;;

^_^ *grins*

Ah, but it's even more sleazy than you would think. You forgot that it is a time-honored rule that whenever you get a fortune cookie you have to add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Therefore, it is beyond sleazy and into the realm of really really very sleazy.

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  • Sleazy? Why that's my middle name! -- Karade, 20:34:04 10/17/02 Thu
  • Re: Sleazy? Why that's my middle name! -- Chaos... giggling madly, 21:49:27 10/17/02 Thu
  • Re: Sleazy? Why that's my middle name! -- DG, 08:53:52 10/21/02 Mon
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