VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3], 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 07:46:42 04/17/03 Thu
Author: le ball sac
Subject: "My Inner Life"...Dialectized! Even better than the original!

Brought to you by the Dialectizer.

Sappnin'. Danks fo' choosin' t'read mah' sto'y. Slap mah fro! As ya' might know ah' have become some majo' Zelda fan in de last year. Ah be baaad... Eva' since ah' played OoT ah' have grown some fond interest in Link. Ya' know? ah' find him fine hott, hehe. ah' started t'notice dat afta' I gots real into it, ah' found dat ah' have some strange gift. Man! A gift t'Lucid Dream. WORD!

ah' started havin' dreams about Hyrule, and about Link. Ya' know? In some Lucid Dream ya' kin control yo' dreams. And only gifted sucka's kin do dis. De dreams became very real, kinda likes some second life, and mos' every night ah' would gots anoder. Ah be baaad... Startin' fum where da damn last left off. Even t'dis day ah' still gots dem. WORD! ah' find dat dey help me dig drough life. ah' know dis may sound queer, but fo' me da damn dreams sho' man help me out. Man!

ah' have shared dis sto'y wid many oda' sucka's and so's far all gots likesd it. Man! Now as ya' eyeball dis it be told fum mah' puh'spective o' fust sucka' view, so cut me some slack, Jack. You's gots'ta find dat it be very detailed since ah' rememba' it all real clearly t'dis day. Slap mah fro! De sto'y snatch'd place afta' OoT. Nodin' afta' dat eva' happens. No Majo'a's Max'. No LttP, o' even Oracle uh Ages and Seasons. And dere be no love relashun between Link and Zelda, Link and Ruto, Link and Malon o' Link and Saria. WORD! A'cuz uh my feelin's about Link, de sucka' dat he digs involved wid in dis sto'y be myself o' actually be my sucka'a. WORD!

A sucka'a is fo' dose uh ya' who need t'know, some representashun uh ones sucka'ality, o' in dicshunary terms is, (Sucka'a) n. 'S coo', bro. In biology, same as sucka'. So's fo' all ya' future eyeballers, dis sto'y be based on Jenna, some char dat be a representashun uh my sucka'ality. Slap mah fro! But if ya' dink dis might be too quea' den ya' shouldn't eyeball dis.

THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF STORY FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DISLIKE, OR CANNOT HANDLE SUCH MATERAL AS THE CONTEXT OF THIS STORY.

But if ya' seriously recon' ya' kin handle da damn content uh dis sto'y, den eyeball on. 'S coo', bro. If yo' squeamish about sex, den ya' should not eyeball dis, since dis sto'y be a REAL LEMON and dere be a lot uh dat, heavily detailed. (Between Link and ah' dat is) Especially durin' de bondin' ceremony. Slap mah fro! Dere be also some blood content and strong adult language. So's if dat's too much den ya' should turn back now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Now ah' have not finished it as uh yet. Man!

ah' have t'catch down, since da damn last dream ah' had wuz just afta' Link and ah' had da damn blessin' ceremony fo' our twins.(Our 3rd and 4d kids) Right now dere is about 100-150 pgs wo'd. I'm 'espectin' it t'reach at least 300-350 probably even mo'e. I gots'ta try t'up date as often as possible. ah' hope dat some uh ya' likes dis. ah' do not mind sharin' it. Man! But please dig it dat dis be very PRECIOUS t'me, as well as Link. Ya' know? So's likes ah' said, if de content uh dis sto'y sounds, too quea' to ya', TURN BACK NOW! Right on! But t'all who wish to continue, happy eyeballin'.

Danks,

~*~ Link's Queen ~*~

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.