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Date Posted: 21:03:30 03/29/03 Sat
Author: Tilly
Subject: She masturbates, but "NOT WITH THE CARTRIDGE!"
In reply to: Ariana Aislinn 's message, "*Stares*" on 20:26:23 03/29/03 Sat

>How did she explain that? Did she even try? Had
>she made references to "taking Link along" on other
>outings, or treating him like he was right beside her?

Constantly. She thinks he lives in her house with her. She used to always talk about going to bed with him, being with him, hugging him and, ugh, so much other stuff.

Then there was the "masturbation" comment. God help me. I don't have that one on my HD but what I wrote up there is pretty close...she did specify that she didn't use the game cartridge for this activity. This came after someone calling himself "Health Comes 1st" on ff.net wrote this long thing telling her what a freak she is and said "I'll bet you masturbate with the cartridge." Well, she sure put him straight. O_O

(BTW, "Health Comes 1st" was a pretty goddamn stupid freak himself, but that's hardly the point.)

Sorry to spring that one on you guys and all, but it still kicks me in the gut once in a while.

>Did anyone express confusion or ask what she was
>talking about?

A few people outside of her little group asked a few times, and she always responded with the usual LQ type rants and stuff. Her most frequent defense was that A) God had sent Link to her, and B) by judging her chosen belief (that Link is her husband,) we were being racist, beacuse she was different. (LQ doesn't know what "race" means.)

>Maybe she has a Link plushie she carries with her
>everywhere? :P

I wish I could tell you that's what she meant, but she's been very, very clear on the fact that she means Link, and not a toy, doll, cartridge or plushie or anything.

I still can't think of much else to say on this subject. ^_^

Tilly

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Replies:

Tilly, you 13itch! ;) -- Evil Writer, 21:47:42 03/29/03 Sat
She does... what? -- Contrary Chameleon, Stunned Beyond Belief., 00:57:58 03/30/03 Sun
- Is there any way we can refer her to an asylum? -- Black Pearl, 14:12:17 03/30/03 Sun
- Re: She does... what? -- Thalia Weaver, 18:25:28 04/06/03 Sun
  - There, there -- TZA, 19:59:03 04/06/03 Sun
*relief* Well, as long as it's not with the CARTRIDGE ... (NT) -- Mercuria, 15:11:51 03/30/03 Sun
Re: She masturbates, but "NOT WITH THE CARTRIDGE!" -- Thalia Weaver, 18:23:41 04/06/03 Sun

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