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Date Posted: 20:28:21 03/26/03 Wed
Author: Fenrir - Cause I'm Evil
Subject: The Ultimate Evil

I present to you. The opening of MIL tranlated into AOL speak. Two of the greatest evils of all time combined into one. Never doubt my evil powers again mortals.

AUTHOR�S NOTES H3LO!11!!11 OMG THX FOR CHOSNG 2 R3AD MAH S2RY1111! OMG WTF AS U MIGHT KNOW I HAEV BCOM3 A MAJOR ZELDA FAN IN DA LAST YEAR11!!11 LOL EVAR SINCE I PLAEYD OT I HAEV GROWN A FOND INTERAST IN LINK!!!!! I STARTED 2 NOTIEC TAHT AFT3R I GOT RILLY IN2 IT I FOUND TAHT I HAEV A STRANGE GIFT!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL A GIFT 2 LUCID DR3M!!1! WTF I STARTED HAVNG DREMS ABOUT HYRULE AND ABOUT LINK!!1!11 OMG IN A LUCID DREM U CAN CONTROL UR DR3MS1!!1 WTF DA DREMS BCM3 VERY R3AL KINDA LIEK A SECOND LIEF AND ALMOST EVARY NIGHT I WUD HAEV ANOTHER1!11 LOL STARTNG FROM WHARE TEH LAST LEFT OF!!11 WTF LOL EVEN 2 THIS DAY I STIL HAEV THEM111!!!1! WTF I FIND TAHT TH3Y H3LP M3 GAT THROUGH LIEF!!1!!! WTF I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND QUER BUT FOR MA DA DR3MS SUR3 HELP M3 OUT!!!!!!! WTF LOL I HAEV SHAERD THIS S2RY WIT MANY OTH3R P3OPLA AND SO FAR AL HAS LIEKD IT1!!!1!11 WTF LOL NOW AS U R3AD THIS IT IS 2LD FROM MAH PERSPECTIEV OR FIRST PERSON VEIW1!11 OMG U WIL FIND TAHT IT IS VERY D3TALEED SINC3 I RAMEMBR IT AL V3RY CLAARLY 2 THIS DAY!1!11!11 OMG DA S2RY TAEKS PLAEC AFTER OT!!!!11 WTF LOL NOTHNG AFT3R TAHT AVER HAPENS11!!!!!! OMG WTF NO MAJORAS MASK11!1! LOL NO LTP OR AVAN ORACL3 OF AEGS AND SEASONS11!!1 WTF AND THEIR IS NO LOV3 RALATION BTWEN LINK AND Z3LDA LINK AND RU2 LINK AND MALON OR LINK AND SARIA11!!! LOL B/C OF MAH FELNGS ABOUT LINK DA PARSON TAHT H3 GATS INVOLVED WIT IN THIS S2RY IS MYSALF OR ACTUALY IS MAH PERSONA!!1111!! OMG WTF LOL A PARSONA IS FOR THOSE OF U WHO NED 2 KNOW A RAPR3S3NTATION OF ON3S PARSONALITY OR IN DICTIONARY TERMS IS (PERSONA) N11!1111! IN BIOLOGY SMA AS P3RSON!!1!111 OMG LOL SO FOR AL U FUTURE R3AEDRS THIS S2RY IS BAESD ON J3NA A CHAR TAHT IS A REPRASENTATION OF MAH PERSONALITY!!!!1!1! WTF LOL

BUT IF U THINK THIS MIGHT B 2 QUER THEN U SHUDNT RAAD THIS!11111!1 OMG WTF LOL THIS IS NOT DA TYPE OF S2RY FOR THOSA OF U TAHT DISLIEK OR CANOT HANDL3 SUCH M8RAL AS DA CONTEXT OF THIS S2RY1!11!111 OMG WTF BUT IF U SARIOUSLY BLEIVE U CAN HANDL3 DA CONT3NT OF THIS S2RY TH3N READ ON1!!! LOL IF UR SQUAMISH ABOUT S3X THAN U SHUD NOT RAAD THIS SINC3 THIS S2RY IS A R3AL LAMON AND THEIR IS A LOT OF TAHT HEAVILY D3TALEED11111 OMG WTF LOL (BTWEN LINK AND I TAHT IS) ESPECIALY DURNG TEH BONDNG CAREMONY11!11!1 WTF LOL THEIR IS ALSO SOM3 BLOD CONTENT AND STRONG ADULT LANGUAEG1!11! WTF SO IF TAHT�S 2 MUCH TH3N U SHUD TURN BAK NOW!11!! OMG WTF LOL

NOW I HAEV NOT FINISH3D IT AS OF Y3T!!!1 OMG LOL I HAEV 2 CATCH UP SINC3 TEH LAST DR3M I HAD WAS JUST AFTAR LINK AND I HAD TEH BLESNG CER3MONY FOR OUR TWINS(OUR1!111 WTF LOL 3RD AND 4TH KIDS) RIGHT NOW THEIR IS ABOUT 10-150 PGS WORTH1!!111!1 OMG LOL IMM 3XP3CTNG IT 2 R3ACH AT LEAST 30-350 PROBABLY EVAN MOR3!1111 I WIL TRY 2 UP DAET AS OFTEN AS POSIBL3111!!!!! WTF I HOPE TAHT SOMA OF U LIEK THIS1!!1 OMG I DO NOT MIND SHARNG IT!1!!!111 LOL BUT PLZ UNDARSTAND TAHT THIS IS V3RY PR3CIOUS 2 MA AS WAL AS LINK11111! SO LIEK I SADE IF TEH CONT3NT OF THIS S2RY SOUNDS 2 QUER 2 U TURN BAK NOW1!!11!!! OMG WTF LOL BUT 2 AL WHO WISH 2 CONTINUE HAPY READNG!!1!!!1 OMG WTF THX
* LINK�S QUEN *

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Replies:

Doesn't seem too different to me. ^_~ LQ is LQ, after all. (NT) -- Tilly, 20:49:32 03/26/03 Wed
- Tilly should go on AIM tonight.... =D (NT) -- Evil Writer, 20:53:27 03/26/03 Wed
  - Everyone keeps talking about AIM and MSN. I wonder if anyone has ICQ? :P (NT) -- Ariana Aislinn, 23:18:13 03/26/03 Wed
    - I Seek You (ICQ) -- AW, 06:05:36 03/27/03 Thu
You're a sadist, I tell you, a SADIST! -- Mercuria updated her MST site and is now plugging away, 21:57:52 03/26/03 Wed
- Re: You're a sadist, I tell you, a SADIST! -- Chiad, 00:06:01 03/27/03 Thu

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