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Date Posted: 19:34:35 02/25/03 Tue
Author: Chiad
Subject: Re: Does this sound a little scary to you?
In reply to: DeeGee 's message, "Does this sound a little scary to you?" on 18:26:45 02/25/03 Tue

Forgive me, I'm in a bad mood and felt like taking it out on something. You are under no obligation to read this.

>(Like a mad dictator, maybe? I dunno. =P You be the
>judge. BTW--these are rules from one of the RPs on
>the PR board)
>
>These are the rules...you must obey them, breaking any
>of them will have your character(s) killed and you
>will be banned from this role-play, so be careful!

What if the character is of an imortal race? Oh wait, I'll bet those aren't allowed. Can't have anyone threatening GODs power base or anything.

>1. The only all GOD character is to be played by me.
>You cannot have a all GOD character...the only all GOD
>one is the moonlight maiden(info on her will be on the
>settings and information board)

"I am GOD. Hear me ROR. Thou shalt not piss without MY permision."

>2. Your characters are to not try and overcome mine,
>all my characters(except NPC's that is) are going to
>be stronger than yours and will kill your character
>quickly.

GOD forbid anyone should try anything interesting or anything. "Look at ME crosseyed and I shall KILL you."

>3. No creating NPC's(non player characters) I am the
>only one aloud, no one else.

But are we allowed to create NPC's? "It's MY sandbox! You're not aloud to play here!"

>4. If you read the rules then post below with this
>psw: 7togate53

What's a psw? Password? Is it really that hard to type an additional five letters?

>5. Your characters can only control one magic style
>each.

"Diversity is BAD."

>6. Your characters can only control the types of magic
>styles I give(I will post the magic styles in the
>settings and information boad)

"I am GOD. I have a limited imagination, so please don't try to be anything that I don't know about because that would make this too challenging. And you would have to DIE for making MY life difficult."

>7. Your characters can only have up to 2 weapons
>each...

Well, I, as a normal version of me wouldn't fit in there too well. Lesse here... knives, swords (two types), chopsticks, belt, keys, lucky bamboo, blanket, textbook(s), backpack, chair, coasters, power cord for cd player, hair elastics, hair, coins, wallet... shall I continue or have you got the idea? And that's just the stuff I can reach without getting up.

>8. No magic weapons, only normal ones...my one
>character will be the only one with a magic weapon, no
>others.

"I don't want you to have anything that could possibly challenge ME. Thou shalt not piss without MY permision."

>9. No creating your own race, you can only use the
>races I will be posting in the setting and information
>board(I will be posting quite a few, so no worries^__^)

"Please check all imagination at the door. Don't bother bringing any creativity either. Clothing choices are on your right, hair accessories on the left, but not those ones! They're MINE!"

>10. If you choose a race that is water elemental, than
>your character has powers resolving aroudn water or
>ice, so your character can not have other type
>attacks(I have a type of race for each elemental...but
>some of the other races can control any power)

"I am a control-freak-master-of-the-obvious."

>11. Your character must not be mouthy to mine

"Or I will beat you down for daring to challenge ME. Even if it would be in-character to be mouthy, you are not to be in-character when dealing with ME."

>12. When you type something such as "I kicked at the
>door and smiled as it fell splintering to the ground"
>you will type it like this "I kicked at the door,
>hoping it would splinter so I could enter" I will be
>in charge of things happening or not.

"If you want to take a piss, you must first ask ME if you have to take a piss. Only if I say you need to and give you MY permision will you be allowed to let your character take a piss."

>13. Your character is to follow my character's orders!

"You are not allowed to breathe unless I tell you to!"
If I haven't mentioned the lack of free will, I think I'll do so now. If I have already, consider it mentioned with a sledgehammer.

>14. I will be starting any boards in this role-play,
>no one else...

"It's MINE! MY own! MY preciousssss!"
My appologies to Smeagol for any defamation of character.

>15. This role-play is set up in chapters, which mean
>that after the first chapter is complete I will close
>that board and start the second ond, so you are to
>post in that one then.

"I have control here! I decide when you're done with this scene."

>16. No joining the rp until I pm you and tell you that
>you can...same goes for posting on the character bio
>board!

Whatever a 'pm' is. Prime Minister? Pink Mongoose? It certainly doesn't make sense in that context.

Whatever. I'm done now.

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