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Date Posted: 05:11:27 03/03/03 Mon
Author: Mercuria
Subject: And Now, A Message From Shaniah Twain ...

I dunno if this has been done before ...

V1: I'm gonna dream tonight- they're lucid, yeah that's right
Gonna have an "inner life"
Of course Link is real (he's go so much appeal!!!!)
and duh, he wants me for his wife

*hair flip*

V2: Ellipses come in bunches- you wanna throw some punches?!
Who cares? 'Cause grammar's outta style
I ain't gonna bother writing all correct
I only wanna have s- a good time

Bridge: The best thing about writing a badfic
are the cliches, with plot that's not unlike a porn flick

Chorus: Oh, oh, oh! They say that I'm crazy
just 'cause he's my baby
Legs gush- what a rush
Oh, oh, oh! Really go wild and "doing it' in style
Oh, oh , oh! New feelings course "threw" me when Link starts to do me
Ecstasy? Totally!
Oh, oh, oh! I wanna be free- yeah, to write just what I feel
Man! I feel like a women!

V3: I'm not a Mary Sue- don't like it? Well, f*** you!
It's my fic and what I say goes
Who cares about romance? Just get inside his pants!
That's plot enough , the gecko knows

(bridge)
(chorus)
(bridge)
(chorus)

*end song*
Dammit. Late. Bye!

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